SOL Plunges to 97 as Maxi Doge Rises: A Dark Market Satire

The indicators howl with a cold sarcasm we haven’t heard since the FTX night. The Relative Strength Index on the weekly chart refuses to reset, as though the market’s soul remains unsettled, stubbornly refusing to forgive itself. If the 97 floor dissolves, what then? A deeper gloom, or perhaps a ridiculous pantomime in which we chase the color of numbers as if salvation could be bought with a ticker symbol?


