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The bulls, those tireless champions of optimism, pumped the price above $2,365, reaching a zenith of $2,417 before the inevitable correction. Like a revolutionary’s fervor cooling in the face of reality, the price retreated below the 23.6% Fib retracement level, a reminder that even in the digital realm, gravity exerts its pull. Now, trading above $2,300 and the 100-hourly Simple Moving Average, Ethereum stands at the crossroads, its fate hanging in the balance like a pendulum between hope and despair.

In a recent post that could have been written on the back of a napkin, Marmot compared our current Bitcoin fiasco to a rerun of a bad sitcom-the 2022 bear market! And just like your uncle who insists he can still fit into his high school jeans, Bitcoin has managed to plummet more than 40% from its glorious peak of over $126,000 in October 2025. Talk about a fall from grace! We’re witnessing brief price rallies that Marmot calls “fake recoveries.” Kind of like those diet plans that promise you can eat cake and lose weight-sounds great, doesn’t it?

This analyst, bless their analytical heart, reveals a staggering 57% collapse in Ethereum’s exchange supply. Yes, you read that right! Reserves have plummeted from approximately 35 million ETH to a mere 14.9 million ETH. It’s as if half the Ethereum coins decided to go on an extended vacation, leaving significantly less available for sale. Fear not, dear reader; the coins haven’t vanished into thin air. They’ve merely found a new home with holders who seem intent on playing a never-ending game of “Hold ‘Em.”