Investment Policy

In a recent post on X (formerly Twitter, now a place for people to yell about crypto), Tara claimed the price could still “fall to as low as $52,000.” That’s not a prediction; that’s a threat. Like, “Hey, I’m going to let you go down a hill in a shopping cart unless you give me 5% of your life savings.”

In a new post upon the hallowed halls of X, the prophets of the blockchain, Santiment, have declared that the 30-day Market Value to Realized Value Ratio has undergone a metamorphosis, as if the very fabric of the market had been rewoven by some divine hand. The MVRV Ratio, that siren’s song of on-chain analysis, whispers of the profit-loss status of addresses, a mirror to the collective soul of the network. When it soars above the fickle mark of one, it proclaims the triumph of profit; when it falters below, it screams of loss, a dirge for the desperate.

Recently, the market was hit with back-to-back FUD moments-fear, uncertainty, and doubt so intense it could have been mistaken for a Netflix thriller. We had everything from manipulation fears to a crash that felt like a toddler throwing a tantrum in a grocery store, wiping out nearly $1 trillion in crypto in just over a month. One moment you’re feeling rich; the next, you’re skimming through your couch cushions for spare change.

Wall Street, that paragon of sophistication, has rarely looked so enthralled-or so uneasy. Investors, ever the eager participants in the grandest of gambles, are pouring capital into artificial intelligence at a pace that would make a goldfish in a roulette wheel blush, even as skeptics, those dour souls, warn that valuations may be racing ahead of reality like a caffeinated penguin on a treadmill. Meanwhile, the broader public oscillates between visions of AI-fueled prosperity and existential dread, all while sipping tea and muttering about the future.