Investment Policy

KAIO, the brainchild of Nomura’s Laser Digital (yes, that’s a department name, not a movie title), has launched its governance token and a foundation to “oversee governance, treasury, and ecosystem growth.” Because nothing says “trust us” like a foundation that governs itself while managing a treasury it hopes to grow. The token’s 10 billion supply is as arbitrary as the number of people who still think “blockchain” isn’t just a buzzword. Vesting periods stretch up to 60 months, which is generous if you’re growing avocados but less so if you’re trying to get rich quick. Good luck explaining that to your kids in 2040.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a central bank in possession of a large reserve must be in want of diversification. Thus, in the bustling city of Las Vegas, where the air thrums with the energy of commerce and ambition, a European central banker, with the solemnity of a prophet, proclaimed the virtues of Bitcoin, that most enigmatic of assets. The gathering, a confluence of institutional investors and crypto enthusiasts, was left in a state of both bewilderment and intrigue. One might wonder whether the age of sovereign adoption is nearer than the most optimistic of dreamers dared to hope.

Crypto traders, ever the demanding bunch, have been crying out for tighter spreads and more markets. Who knew? Perp trading, once the exclusive domain of desktop users, now has a mobile-friendly rival. Suddenly, serious traders can have their spot, perps, and asset breadth-all without switching apps. Or, you know, actually leaving their couch.

Cole shared his thoughts on X (formerly Twitter) about the recent Bitcoin price drop. Bitcoin’s value fell from around $126,000 in October 2025 to approximately $60,000 in February. This decline put pressure on new investment products that are linked to the amount of Bitcoin companies hold.

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