The Best Quotes From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

The Best Quotes From Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Key Takeaways

  • Lydia Deetz starts a ghost-hunting show, haunted by unresolved deaths and an estranged daughter.
  • Dark humor is woven throughout
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    sequel with familiar quotes.
  • Beetlejuice, now a middle manager in the underworld, has his backstory revealed in a comedic sequence.

As a cinephile with over two decades of movie-watching under my belt, I must say that the humor in these Beetlejuice scenes is nothing short of delightful. The way they blend horror, comedy, and a dash of absurdity is truly a testament to Tim Burton’s genius.


The sequel to “Beetlejuice” unfolds years later, updating its storyline for today’s era. Lydia Deetz, once a character from the original film, now hosts a ghost-hunting show akin to popular shows on Max such as “Ghost Adventures”, or on YouTube platforms like “Ghost Files”. Despite her ability to perceive spirits, Lydia is tormented by the reality that her husband, Richard, has passed away and she can no longer see him. This tragic event strains her relationship with her daughter Astrid.

As a die-hard fan, I can’t help but share this exciting piece of news: Lydia learns that her father, Charles, has sadly passed away, forcing her to return home immediately to the old family house. Of course, that house holds a special surprise – none other than Beetlejuice himself in the iconic film, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Fans can expect plenty of side-splitting humor amidst the somber backdrop. The movie is filled with some truly unforgettable lines that still make us chuckle to this day.

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8 “What A Horrible Thought.”

Delia Deetz

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In the movie, it’s Delia who delivers some of the most striking lines, and one of these early ones really stands out. When Lydia, her daughter, encounters Delia at one of her art shows, she suspects that Charles, their father, has left Delia. It is then that Delia utters this particular line in response.

Essentially, Delia implied that Charles had passed away during a bird-watching excursion, an event depicted creatively for viewers through a segment reminiscent of “The Nightmare Before Christmas“. Interestingly, to Delia, Charles’ divorce seemed more distressing than his death, revealing her perspective on life.

7 “Foreigners.”

The Janitor

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Straight from Delia’s art show that we just attended, one of her collaborators angrily storms off after she decides to cancel our project, following Charles’ tragic passing. In his rage, he trips and falls into a manhole, leading to his untimely demise. Upon arriving in the afterlife, I find myself navigating a mysterious building when I encounter a janitor who bears an uncanny resemblance to Danny DeVito, a familiar face from Tim Burton’s work.

The artist communicates in French, leaving the janitor puzzled, at which point he makes derogatory comments about foreigners and consumes a cleaning solution, as the artist departs. Later, when he encounters Delores, another foreigner in his eyes, yet one with more influence than the artist, he responds similarly.

6 “Astrid!”

Delia Deetz

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Astrid and Lydia have grown apart due to two main reasons: firstly, Astrid dislikes Rory, the man whom Lydia is dating, and secondly, she deeply misses her biological father, Richard. When Lydia and Delia visit Astrid’s school to deliver the unfortunate news about Grandpa Charles, Delia decides to handle it alone. Instead of speaking calmly and addressing Astrid directly, Delia yells Astrid’s name in the bustling school courtyard.

What follows are a series of random thoughts about Lydia and Charles, in which she refers to as him as something that should not be mentioned in front of school children. It’s an intense scene, but also a pretty hilarious one, all things considered.

5 “Looks Like It Got A Little Too Real.”

Beetlejuice

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In this movie, we meet a fresh character named Wolf Jackson, who bears a striking resemblance to a weathered private eye from a film noir. He portrays a detective, both on and off the criminal underworld, who confides in Beetlejuice that an incident on set proved fatal for him one day.

As I’m navigating this eerie game world, Beetlejuice suddenly breaks the fourth wall, commenting on things getting a bit too intense – or so it seems, as half of Jackson’s character’s brain is now visible. The strange conversation between us ensues due to a familiar face: Delores, who managed to slip away from her restraints and happens to be Beetlejuice’s former spouse. Seemingly reappearing out of nowhere, she’s back with a vengeance as a “Soul Sucker”. And guess who’s at the top of her hit list? Yup, you guessed it – none other than Beetlejuice himself.

4 “What?”

Delia Deetz

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In a seemingly innocuous line, Catherine O’Hara’s delivery is nothing short of brilliant. Following Charles’ funeral, Father Damien approaches Delia and her family to offer comfort. He proceeds to speak about angels and the afterlife, which leaves Delia bewildered. This is evident when she responds with a puzzled “What?” and a sudden cut in the scene.

As a devotee, I often find myself reflecting on the complexities of Father Damien’s character, especially during scenes where he tries to guide others wisely, even when he himself was under the influence. It makes me ponder if his odd behavior at the funeral earlier might have been due to alcohol as well. After all, they say being a priest isn’t a walk in the park.

3 “I Was A Humble Grave Robber.”

Beetlejuice

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In this sequel, instead of being confined to the model town, Beetlejuice returns to a supervisory role in the underworld. Surrounded by a group of people with shrunken heads, the only named one among them is Bob. Upon discovering that Delares has come back to life, Beetlejuice decides it’s time to share his past with Bob.

In an unexpected moment, the film switches to black and white, with Beetlejuice’s dialogue replaced by Spanish and accompanied by English subtitles. During this segment, he recounts his past as a modest grave robber before crossing paths with Delores. However, being a grave robber is far from humble; in fact, it’s a rather disreputable profession, which adds an ironic twist to the joke.

2 “They Say He Has My Eyes.”

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The phrase “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” refers to a movie that combines horror and comedy genres, and it contains some spooky moments throughout its plot. One particularly bizarre scene occurs when characters Lydia and Rory are drawn into the world of Beetlejuice, where he feigns being a psychiatrist.

In character as the affable doctor, he hints Lydia might be pregnant, and in an instant, she swells up, then delivers a bizarre Beetlejuice puppet. This blend of practical and computer-generated effects is brilliant. As this peculiar creature scampers through the office, Beetlejuice notes that it undeniably shares his eyes.

1 “In The Words Of Dostoevsky, Later F***er.”

Beetlejuice

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Upon encountering Jeremy, the town’s young lad, he is engrossed in “Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoevsky – a novel that might have been assigned reading for high school or college students. It’s no simple book, indeed, but Astrid has already read it, which catches Jeremy’s attention at first sight.

This situation causes Jeremy to deceive Astrid into handing over her life, but Beetlejuice thwarts his plan by impersonating one of the tollbooth attendants. Instead of letting him pass, he gives Jeremy a stamp that seals his fate for eternal damnation and delivers this iconic line, which is the sole use of an F-word in the movie.

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2024-09-10 15:03