For crypto-utopians and market mavens, this development is a double-edged sword-perhaps the sharpest since the invention of the leveraged bet. The Fed’s new guard promises a shift in policy, though whether it will be a renaissance or a farce remains to be seen.
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Final Fantasy 7 has always been popular for merchandise, starting with things like cologne featuring Cloud and Sephiroth during the game’s initial release. But promotion for Final Fantasy 7 Remake really took it to the next level, with characters appearing on everything from food and drinks to the more expensive items you’d expect from Square Enix, like jewelry and clothes.
The falsified message, with the subject line “Your recent login to Robinhood,” prompted recipients to delete it. Customer balances and personal data remained untouched, the company’s help account stated on X. One might say the hackers were so subtle, they left not even a breadcrumb trail-just a suspiciously empty room and a very confused mouse.
Consider the crypto market’s $4.22 trillion peak, now reduced to a hollow $2.25 trillion grave. And yet! This is no mere collapse, no vulgar tragedy. It is ritual-a sacred dance of capital. The enthusiast @DamiDefi, that prophet of chaos, points to charts as if they were icons of divine truth. He claims these collapses are not ruin but rebirth, that buyers, like faithful serfs, return again to defend this digital motherland. Absurd? Perhaps. But then, what is life if not a series of such absurdities?
“Listen closely, for I declare it a warning most urgent!” Schwartz proclaims, “Any emails that grace your inbox and purport to be from Robinhood (even if they seem to bear the seal of their email system) are but vile phishing attempts!” How droll it is that such deceit can masquerade as truth!
