Ripple’s Legal Circus: Court Juggles XRP, Investors Left Clowning

In a memorandum so mundane it was deemed unworthy of publication, filed on the 27th of January, 2026, a trio of judges upheld the Northern District of California’s decree. The three-year repose period, a ticking clock that cares not for the plight of the procrastinator, had long since expired by the time the class action was filed. Ah, the irony of justice-swift for some, a snail’s pace for others.

Dogecoin: Will It Bark Back or Roll Over and Play Dead?

Dogecoin (DOGE), the memecoin that’s more famous than a dwarf with a dragon, has been trading in a range narrower than a wizard’s waistline over the past month. Market analysts, those modern-day oracles, are squinting at their crystal balls and coming up with forecasts as clear as a swamp on a foggy morning.

RPGs With Better Combat Than Modern Final Fantasy

Things are looking positive with the 2024 release of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, which has been highly praised and recaptured the excitement of classic Final Fantasy games. While the future seems promising, there are still areas for improvement, particularly in the combat system. Let’s examine some recent RPGs and see what advancements they’ve made compared to this beloved franchise.

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Melted Faces & Million-Dollar Dreams

On the grand stage of X, Mow chimed in on a post by the so-called “Bitcoin Therapist,” who boldly proclaimed, “$100K omega candle incoming.” Mow, with his trademark bravado, replied: “I know. Faces will melt.” Ah, the drama! The spectacle! If only the world were so simple, where a single candle could push BTC to $200,000. What a farce!