Top 9 Mini-Games in Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth That Will Make You Rage Quit!

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Summary

  • Final Fantasy VII Rebirth offers a wealth of challenging mini-games, such as Queen’s Blood and Desert Rush.
  • The mini-games like Glide de Chocobo and Gears and Gambits test patience and strategy more than skill.
  • Unleash your inner rage with Piano, the most frustrating mini-game that turns controllers into virtual pianos.

As a dedicated gamer who can’t resist the allure of diversions, I can’t help but be thrilled about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth. This much-anticipated game in 2024 is jam-packed with engaging side quests and an impressive 23 mini-games that will keep me entertained. Even while the team is on a mission to track down Sephiroth, they somehow manage to carve out time for leisure activities. Whether it’s playing a spirited game of Rocket League designed for our canine friends or strumming melodies on the piano, there’s always something new to explore in this captivating world.

Not every mini-game is a leisurely stroll. In fact, several can be quite grueling, causing frustration that leads to giving up (rage quitting) or even questioning the appeal of mini-games altogether. Here we list the most difficult ones you might find yourself battling through.

9. Queen’s Blood

Like Blood From a Stone

Square Enix strived to create Queen’s Blood as a universally popular pastime, much like Gwent in The Witcher series. Regardless of one’s location, it seems this game is designed to capture the interest of many. However, beyond that shared goal of wide appeal, the similarities between the two games are relatively few.

As a dedicated fan, I can attest that while some matches in this collectible card game seem fairly straightforward, they can escalate to a whole new level of challenge when you encounter opponents with carefully crafted decks. Reaching the Nightmare Survival Challenge at Wonderment Square in Gold Saucer is an experience akin to truly feeling pain – it’s a blend of strategy, endurance, and pure addiction that will keep you hooked!

8. Glide de Chocobo

Choco-No Thanks

Enthusiasts typically delight when they encounter Chocobos in Final Fantasy series, yet Glide de Chocobo is an unusual case that often fails to meet expectations. At first glance, it appears straightforward: soar through a canyon and pass through suspended hoops. However, the controls prove cumbersome and the steep learning curve makes for a frustrating experience, quickly dampening enjoyment.

The main issue that makes this mini-game challenging is the absence of enjoyment it provides. Without any compelling reasons for improvement, players find themselves enduring an experience that feels dull rather than exciting. Instead of testing one’s skills, it seems to be more about testing one’s patience.

7. Desert Rush

A Different Kind of Boxing

In the game “Final Fantasy VII Rebirth,” one effective method for reducing stress is through an activity called Desert Rush, which is a revamped version of the Whack-a-Box from the original Remake. Essentially, it’s a time-based challenge where Cloud confronts the game’s main antagonist – destructible boxes.

When playing at easier levels, it’s quite manageable. However, it’s not until they reach the Challenging Mode that players truly feel the pressure. The prize for overcoming all those box-breaking trials? A useful Boxcrusher Keychain. This trinket restores both HP and MP whenever an enemy is stunned. Very convenient!

6. Fort Condor

Soul-Crushing Waves

Enthusiasts of the classic “Final Fantasy VII” and its Condor War were reminded fondly by Fort Condor. In this mini-game that follows a basic tower defense style, nostalgia hits fans as they engage in combat using the recognizable 1997 low-poly character models.

As you delve into Fort Condor on easy setting, the action gradually ramps up when you switch to hard mode. This sudden increase in complexity necessitates strategic planning and a great deal of patience, as your strategically positioned units are repeatedly wiped out. Perseverance and deep breaths become crucial for overcoming this formidable obstacle.

5. Gears and Gambits

Getting to Grips With the Grind

Mastering the challenge of Gears and Gambits lies in understanding its complex systems and strategies. If you dislike being overwhelmed by details, it might be best for you to consider other options now.

In this fast-paced mini-game, players are challenged to construct a team of robots and battle against a massive opponent in an enclosed arena. Although it may take a few trials to get the hang of it, the challenging Hard mode presents a whole new level of complexity. Players must meticulously customize their robots, as each choice becomes crucial for survival. This game offers a unique blend of strategic thinking and adaptability, rewarding those who can meet its demanding requirements.

4. Cactuar Crush

Keep Crushing It

In the world of Final Fantasy, Cactuars are popular characters, yet for those unacquainted, Cactuar Crush offers a delightful solution. This game, styled after Dynasty Warriors, challenges players to vanquish endless hordes of these prickly creatures using Yuffie and Aerith instead.

What makes it particularly tough is that they employ less spammy attack strategies compared to other team members. On Hard difficulty, it turns into a real grind. Players need to strategically select weapons, accessories, and buffs (specifically, equip ATB-boosting Materia), and meticulously plan their tactics to withstand the onslaught and conquer each wave.

3. Crunch-Off

Run the Jules

In everyday life, sit-ups can be quite tough, but with Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, that physical struggle is brought directly to players’ fingertips. This mini-game pits Tifa against musclebound opponents in an exhausting sit-up competition. As a twist on the infamous Pull-ups mini-game from the earlier version, the level of difficulty is almost assured.

This game is an unyielding marathon of quick-time events that challenges your stamina, reflexes, and temperament. Brace yourself for numerous failures. The climax of the game, as with many others in this series, is its most intriguing aspect. Completing this task will undoubtedly give you chills whenever you hear the ominous name, Jules.

2. 3D Brawler

A Battle of Wits (Or Cheese)

3D Battler, notorious from the initial game, reappears as 3D Brawler, causing unease among longtime Final Fantasy enthusiasts. Known for being one of the series’ toughest mini-games, this revamped edition maintains its reputation for provoking frustration.

In this low-poly boxing contest, players’ quick reactions are pushed to their limits as they engage in combat with legendary game characters. However, employing exploitative tactics, or “cheesing,” doesn’t guarantee success. When facing the final adversary (no hints about the identity here), many players might find themselves frantically searching online for the ultimate cheat tactic out of sheer desperation.

1. Piano

Rhapsody of Rage

In the toughest parts of the game, many players often single out, or even shed tears over, the Piano mini-game. This interactive feature converts your controller into a simulated piano, with the left and right thumbsticks serving as the keys, enabling you to try and play renowned tunes from the game.

Even though skilled piano players might dismiss it as easy, the rest of us find ourselves in a mental struggle between our brain hemispheres, each trying to prove its worthlessness. For something billed as relaxing, this game only brings annoyance and sore fingers instead.

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2025-02-05 07:07