Crypto’s Paint-by-Numbers: Tether & Circle Splash $1.5B Like Cartoon Water Guns
Ah, stablecoins-the no-nonsense, always-ready dry powder of the crypto world. Think of them as the well-behaved children at the party, quietly waiting to be unleashed upon the dance floor. When a major minting spree occurs, seasoned traders and institutional bigwigs whisper, “Ah, more juice for the liquidity machine,” as Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their altcoin cousins eagerly prepare for another spin of the wheel. Heads up: potential chaos or a new crescendo in the symphony of markets? 🚀