Captain Falcon Can’t Get Insurance

Captain Falcon Can't Get Insurance

As a gamer with a decade of driving under my belt, I can confidently say that multitasking behind the wheel is never a good idea, especially when it involves something as distracting as a Falcon Lunch. The blurred lines between the digital and physical worlds often make me forget the real-world consequences of careless actions. But after this close call, I think I’ll stick to playing racing games where I can eat all the virtual pizza I want without any fear of accidents.


From now on, he won’t be eating while driving with Falcon Lunch, as it seems his driving privileges might be revoked after this incident.

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2024-10-10 11:03