COD Zombies: Every Crew’s Best Character, Ranked

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked

In my humble opinion, the most fascinating and intriguing character in the Call of Duty Zombies universe is none other than Edward Richtofen, the German scientist with a penchant for power and manipulation. This man has lived through extraordinary circumstances that would make even the bravest souls quiver in fear.


Since the initial zombie appeared on screen in Nacht der Untoten within World at War, the Call of Duty Zombies series has enjoyed a long, cherished existence. It’s added fresh perspectives to the tales within the Call of Duty universe, and there are so many intriguing ideas and characters in Call of Duty Zombies that it’s challenging to summarize them succinctly.

Among fans, what stands out about the Call of Duty series isn’t just the zombies and weapons, but the captivating characters. From World at War to Black Ops 6, each map boasts a distinctive team of four, each member showcasing unique traits that make them standouts. However, when it comes to the top-tier crew in Call of Duty: Zombies, who reigns supreme?

10 John F. Kennedy

The Commander in Chief who Led the Pentagon Crew

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked

“Five” Crew
  • John F. Kennedy
  • Richard Nixon
  • Fidel Castro
  • Robert McNamara

At the Pentagon, John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Fidel Castro, and Robert McNamara gathered for a meeting; it’s unlikely any of them foresaw a zombie attack. However, JFK may have had a premonition, which is why he equipped the Pentagon with secret weaponry, just in case. It’s quite entertaining to picture JFK in the game ‘Call of Duty: Zombies’, given that he was the 35th President of the United States!

It’s clear why he stands out among the team – he’s the one holding the title of U.S. President, after all. However, his quotes might veer towards the dramatic when compared to the satirical portrayal of a real politician. But let me tell you, playing as this President during a zombie apocalypse is quite thrilling! And, the charisma he exhibits while battling zombies instead of delivering a national address, well, it’s reminiscent of JFK’s confidence and seems to be truly enjoying himself.

9 Gideon Jones

A Reluctant Cowboy Thrust Into Dead of the Night’s Undead Party

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Dead of the Night Crew
  • Gideon Jones
  • Jonathan Warwick
  • Madame Mirela
  • Godfrey

The team behind “Dead of the Night” is made up of well-known stars and performers who command this manor inhabited by the living dead. The intriguing personalities in “Dead of the Night” are further enhanced by the actors portraying them. Brian Blessed embodies the greedy general Jonathan Warwick, Helena Bonham Carter brings Madame Mirela, the fortune-teller, to life, and Charles Dance assumes the role of Godfrey’s devoted occultist butler.

Among all, Kiefer Sutherland’s portrayal of Gideon Jones truly shines. It’s thrilling to witness the Big Boss taking on zombies, but what makes it even more exciting is that Gideon Jones is a cowboy. Who wouldn’t relish the chance to be a gun-wielding hero battling waves of the undead?

8 Sarah Michelle Geller

The Kickass Celebrity in Call of the Dead

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Call of the Dead Crew
  • Sarah Michelle Geller
  • Michael Rooker
  • Danny Trejo
  • Robert Englund

Sarah Michelle Geller gained widespread recognition for portraying Buffy Anne Summers in the hit series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This timeless show is cherished for numerous reasons, and it’s enjoyable to watch Sarah Michelle Geller display her black belt skills while battling zombies in the frozen Siberian base of Call of the Dead.

Sarah Michelle Gellar brings plenty of charm with her witty and self-assured dialogue, and her team, consisting of other renowned actors such as Danny Trejo, Michael Rooker, and Robert Englund, makes for an excellent ensemble, all under the command of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s confidence and badassery.

7 Billy Handsome

The Violent and Somewhat Psychotic Gangster in Alcatraz

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Mob of the Dead Crew
  • Billy Handsome
  • Salvatore “Sal” DeLuca
  • Michael “Finn” O’Leary
  • Albert “Weasel” Arlington

The team behind “The Mob of the Dead” boasts memorable characters, each mobster earning a degree of respect that might make those with differing opinions regret their stance. However, it’s Billy Handsome who truly shines in this production, thanks to the exceptional performance by the late and acclaimed Ray Liotta, best known for his role in “Goodfellas”.

Among the team members, Billy Handsome stands out as the most gruesome and twisted, delivering amusing yet vile comments about his enjoyment of slaying the undead. His bewilderment at Alcatraz being an unescapable inferno for him is also intriguing to observe.

6 Nero Blackstone

A Failing Magician Who Knows About Ancient Occults

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Shadows of Evil Crew
  • Nero Blackstone
  • Jackie Vincent
  • Floyd Campbell
  • Jessica Rose

A distinguished ensemble of celebrities unite in Shadows of Evil, featuring Heather Graham, Neal McDonough, Ron Perlman, and Jeff Goldblum stepping into the world of Call of Duty to annihilate some zombies. Although there are many well-known names involved, it’s undeniably Jeff Goldblum’s character Nero Blackstone who steals the show, largely due to his unmatched iconic status.

This bearded magician delivers peculiar dialogue reminiscent of Jeff Goldblum, yet it’s his intricate past – concealing the act of killing his wife and grasping the perils of Apothicon cults – that gives him unique insight into the predicament he finds himself in.

5 Grigori Weaver

Requiem’s Former Head of Special Operations

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Ex-Requiem Crew
  • Grigori Weaver
  • Mackenzie Carver
  • Elizabeth Grey
  • Maya Aguinaldo

In the role of the Ex-Requiem task force, Grigori Weaver stands out as a seasoned professional with a rich military background. His extensive experience in the CIA and covert operations (referred to as ‘Black Ops’) highlights why he’s an ideal fit for this assignment. Moreover, his determination to track down Richtofen and exact justice underscores his unwavering leadership and clear-cut objectives.

As a fervent admirer, I can’t help but acknowledge that Weaver bears the weight of responsibility for the tragic loss of Richtofen’s family. However, his clandestine work with the CIA, serving our nation, paints a picture of a man who strives to uphold righteousness, regardless of the costs borne by others. Despite the doubts cast upon him, I firmly believe that Weaver is fundamentally good-hearted. His journey ahead will serve as a testament to his character and, if he chooses to walk it, an opportunity for him to fully demonstrate his goodness.

4 Scarlett Rhodes

Chaos’s Own Adventurer and Zombie Slayer

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Chaos Crew
  • Scarlett Rhodes Stanton Shaw
  • Bruno Delacroix
  • Diego Necalli

Stepping away from the captivating world of Aether, I found myself deeply drawn into the Chaos storyline, introducing four fresh protagonists. Among them, none captured my heart quite like Scarlett Rhodes. As a fearless adventurer on a mission to find her lost father, she’s not hesitant to take control of a vehicle while holding a weapon at the ready, eliminating any obstacles that dare hinder her noble pursuit.

Scarlett Rhodes journeys far and wide in pursuit of excitement and her ambitions, be it plundering old tombs, battling legendary deities, or navigating the Titanic – nothing can deter Scarlett from rescuing her father and thwarting the Order’s wicked plans.

3 Samuel J. Stuhlinger

The Conspiracy Theorist Victis Member Who Hears Richtofen

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Victis Crew
  • Samuel J. Stuhlinger
  • Russman
  • Abigal “Misty” Briarton
  • Marlton Johnson

Among the members of Victis, Stuhlinger stands out as the one who appears most fearful – an observation that carries weight given Marlton is also part of the team. However, Stuhlinger takes the lead due to his amusing and somewhat twisted character traits, and because he shares a connection with Richtofen through their shared ability to hear Richtofen’s voice in the Aether. This connection stems from Stuhlinger’s troubled past, as he was once involved in a cult called the Flesh, where he consumed zombies.

Stuhlinger stands faithfully by Richtofen and relies blindly on the voice within him to guide him and his companions towards righteousness and freedom from the zombie outbreak. However, Stuhlinger is unwittingly ensnared in Richtofen’s machinations, and his wild theories often provoke amusement.

2 Edward Richtofen (Ultimis)

The German Scientist Who Manipulated Ultimis

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Ultimis Crew
  • Edward Richtofen
  • “Tank” Dempsey
  • Takeo Masaki
  • Nikolai Belinski

The narrative of the Call of Duty: Zombies wouldn’t have unfolded without the character of Edward Richtofen, a German scientist working for Group 935 who is also affiliated with the Illuminati, striving for ultimate control over a zombie army. Known for his cleverness, manipulation, and constant scheming, it was through him that the initial team was assembled.

As a gamer, I’d put it like this: “I, the twisted doctor Richtofen, sparked the tale by zapping Dr. Maxis and Samantha, then playing puppeteer with my subjects Dempsey, Takeo, and Nikolai. It became clear just how far down the rabbit hole of depravity and sadism I was willing to go.

1 Edward Richtofen (Primis)

The Most Important Man of Primis Who Wanted to Save His Friends

COD Zombies: Every Crew's Best Character, Ranked
Primis Crew
  • Edward Richtofen
  • “Tank” Dempsey
  • Takeo Masaki
  • Nikolai Belinski

In the world of Call of Duty Zombies, it’s hardly unexpected that Edward Richtofen outshines characters like Takeo, Dempsey, and Nikolai, even in their improved versions. This is due in large part to the richness of his character’s backstory. The fact that Richtofen’s destiny is intertwined with the universe’s salvation and the souls of himself and his companions underscores the crucial role he plays in the narrative.

Throughout his life, Primis Richtofen has witnessed events beyond human understanding, and he’s inflicted immense suffering, often in the name of survival for himself and his comrades. Despite his troubled past and flaws, there’s a depth to Richtofen that makes it hard not to sympathize with him and root for him.

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2024-11-12 14:34