If Mario and Peach Switched Places

As a seasoned gamer with over three decades of platforming under my belt, I can’t help but feel that the plumbing profession has its perks… and its pitfalls. If only Mario were the one doing the rescuing instead of being perpetually kidnapped! Imagine the smooth, efficient operations we could have if Mario was the one in charge, and Bowser was left to fend for himself in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Of course, it wouldn’t be much fun without a little chaos, would it? And besides, who would we have to bop on the head with a giant hammer?

Joke: I guess that just leaves us with the age-old question: “Who’s rescuing who when Mario needs to save his plumbing business from a sudden clog?

Rescues would run a lot smoother if Mario was the one always being kidnapped.

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2024-12-30 19:35