Alan Wake 2: Chapter List
Since this article mentions chapter names, there are spoilers ahead. Proceed with caution.
Baby Steps’ Secret 28-Minute Cutscene Bizarrely Mentions Game of Thrones, Naughty Dog, and Bagels
The hidden ‘Baby Steps’ cutscene features the game’s creators, Gabe Cuzzillo and Bennett Foddy, relaxing outside a cabin and having a casual conversation. They chat about everyday things like rewatching ‘Game of Thrones’, what to put on bagels, and games made by Naughty Dog.
Bitcoin’s Big Comeback: Miners, Traders & Institutions are Back at It!
Okay, so for months, miners have been acting like they’re clearing out their closets-selling coins left and right. But hold your horses, something’s changed. As of late, they’ve actually stopped dumping their Bitcoin. And get this-some are even *holding* on to their stash, which, for them, is basically a revolutionary act. 🙄
Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: $124K and Beyond! 🚀💰
Kim H. Wong, the oracle of markets, proclaims Bitcoin’s surge is hitching a ride on the tech stock express, driven by AMD and OpenAI’s wizardry. Bitcoin, the mimic, mirrors the tech-heavy U.S. stock market, a dance of shadows and light. Bullish equities? Bitcoin waltzes higher. Risk appetite? Bitcoin feasts. Resistance levels crumble like stale bread, and the correlation deepens-a marriage of convenience, if ever there was one. 💍
Great Games Released On The Wrong Console
Sometimes, games intended for one console end up launching on another due to unexpected issues during development. Despite still being incredibly fun, the following titles could have been even more successful if their developers had chosen a different console for their initial release.
Crypto Chaos: Pi Network’s 90% Crash & The Mysterious Rug Pull!
The Pi Network’s token, once basking in the glory of its February 2025 peak, has now crashed faster than a spaceship with no fuel. After the mainnet launch, the price nosedived, wiping out more than 18 billion in market value in just six months. Talk about a dramatic plot twist. 🎭🚀
EU’s Crypto Crackdown: Bearing Down on Putin’s Pixelated Pocketbook 🐻💰
The European Union, with the solemnity of a priest exorcising demons, plans to sanction the A7A5 stablecoin, a creature tied to the sinews of Russian state-backed entities. Bloomberg News, ever the harbinger of doom, reports that this move shall sever Moscow’s access to the digital veins through which its lifeblood flows. EU officials, their eyes narrowed with suspicion, anticipate that Russia will wield such tokens like a thief in the night, circumventing sanctions and fattening the coffers of its war machine in Ukraine. 🌍⚔️
PowerWash Simulator 2 Release Date Leaked in Early Trailer Upload
So, the trailer’s gone from YouTube now, but thankfully a bunch of us were quick enough to snag a screenshot of the release date for PowerWash Simulator 2 before it disappeared! It was a close call, but we got the info!
Sonic Games With The Most Ridiculous Stories
People love the *Sonic the Hedgehog* games for their fast pace and charming characters, but the stories can be pretty wild and strange. The team behind the games often tries to make the plots very ambitious and unpredictable, which sometimes leads to silliness. However, this isn’t always a negative – it can actually be part of the fun!
Bitcoin vs. Gold: A Tale of Two Treasures 🤑✨
“We’ve been whispering this into the void for years,” Matthew Sigel, the head of digital asset research at VanEck, mused in an X post on Monday, his tone as dry as a summer in the steppe. “Bitcoin should reach half of gold’s market cap after the next halving.”