Stablecoins, Samurai, and Sarcasm: The GENIUS Act Hits Asia 🌏💰

President Trump-yes, that Donald Trump-signed this landmark law faster than you can say “Make Stablecoins Great Again.” It mandates one-to-one reserves, regular audits, and limits issuance to licensed institutions. Algorithmic stablecoins? Banned. Unbacked coins? Banished. And just like that, corporate giants like Amazon and Walmart started eyeing their own stablecoins because who needs Visa when you’ve got USD-backed tokens? Proponents call it progress; critics call it the beginning of the end for traditional banks. Truly, a tale as old as time-or at least as old as Bitcoin.








