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The alarm bell rings loud and clear: stablecoins, those digital dollar doppelgängers, are making a break for it-thanks to a curious legal loophole-drawing deposits away from traditional banks faster than you can say “deposit flight.” The BPI, which basically acts as the watchdog for America’s banking elite, is waving its mighty finger and insisting that Congress keep the GENIUS Act’s guardrails firmly in place. Because, apparently, stablecoins are not cut from the same regulation cloth as your standard bank-and that’s giving them a shiny advantage.

Now, before you start planning your billionaire lifestyle, take note: Ethereum took a teensy-weensy tumble of 2.6% in the past 24 hours, resting at $4,612 early Friday. But fear not, dear reader, for this little dip is just a hiccup in an otherwise meteoric rise. ETH is still up a staggering 18% over the past week, and it nearly kissed its all-time high earlier this week. Traders are whispering (or maybe shouting) that short-term wobbles are to be expected, but the grand trifecta of shrinking supply, insatiable ETF demand, and a bullish macro backdrop could send prices soaring by year’s end. Spoiler alert: It’s going to be wild. 🦄✨

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any wilder, Brazil, with its title as the eighth-largest economy in the world, is gearing up to take on these tariffs with an aid package that sounds a bit like a superhero’s sidekick. Cue the “Sovereign Brazil” plan – which, surprise surprise, is not about making gold glitter but rather about unleashing a jaw-dropping $5.55 billion credit line to help those poor, afflicted producers. Because who doesn’t love a good bailout? 🎉

Why, you ask? Presale cryptos are like apples picked from the lowest, ripest branches – offering you fresh, unexpectable flavors, potential stupendous riches, and sometimes even a bit of a secret handshake by the blooming tree. And here’s the crux of it: an early bird doesn’t just catch the worm, it catches the worm before that worm finds out it’s wanted.