🤑 Trump’s Crypto Circus: $6.4B CRO Treasury or Clown Show? 🎪

Behold, the funding package! A cornucopia of $1 billion in CRO tokens (6.3 billion tokens, no less), $200 million in cold, hard cash, $220 million from warrant exercises, and a $5 billion credit line from the shadowy YA II PN, Ltd. Kris Marszalek, Crypto.com’s CEO, declared the project “unprecedented,” as if the word itself could mask the sheer audacity of it all. “The entire market cap of CRO? A mere trifle!” he proclaimed, with a wink and a grin. 🤡






