This Bank Just Let $304K Ghost Out the Door-And the Customer Footed the Tab 😱💸

Picture it: a pen, a form, and presto-two signatures scratch the poor businessman off his own balance sheet. Even the ink didn’t stick; the very atoms of the checkbook felt lighter, like laughing gas on a summer porch. Meanwhile, on July the third, the thieving woman thumbed her phone with all the casual aplomb of ordering tacos and shipped off three-hundred grand and small change to distant corners where honest cash fears to tread. She might as well have used emojis: 👋💰🏃♀️💨.




