The BTC pullback persists, as if it were caught in a game of tug-of-war between weakening demand and profit-taking. Spot Exchange Traded Funds (ETFs) have hemorrhaged over $1.15 billion, leaving Bitcoin enthusiasts clutching their wallets in despair. 💸
They’ve even named it the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Act. Sounds fancy, right? Congressman Miguel Luis Villafuerte is the mastermind behind this. He’s out there saying Bitcoin is a “strategic asset.” I mean, sure, if you consider a volatile digital currency a “strategy.” What’s next? A strategic collection of Beanie Babies? 🧸
Fans of the “One Piece” anime are going to feel disappointed because there won’t be any new episodes next week. Unfortunately, the anime is taking another break. Since its return from a 6-month hiatus, these breaks have become quite frequent, and many fans find them happening more often than they’d like. Given the recent pattern in the schedule, there has been at least one break per month. During these pauses, instead of the regular episode, viewers can catch a recap episode centered around Chopper.
Starting in Japan, of course, because why expand globally when you can just pretend you’re already there? 🏦 The focus? Tokenized real-world assets, stablecoins, and investment funds-because who doesn’t want their money to sparkle like a disco ball? 🕺 By using Chainlink’s “blockchain infrastructure,” SBI is basically saying, “We’re not just a bank; we’re a tech startup with a fancy suit.” 🧢
Nevertheless, many open-world games employ Random Number Generators (RNG) sparingly. Conversely, there are other open-world games that feature extensive RNG yet offer a skill-oriented gameplay experience. The degree to which these games use RNG varies, but they all emphasize opportunities for showcasing player skills.
This isn’t just a buy-and-forget type of thing. Nope. Metaplanet is running a nifty little game called “Bitcoin Treasury Operations,” which is fancy talk for “We keep buying, watching our BTC grow, and pretending it’s just a big, shiny piggy bank.” Thanks to some nifty metrics like BTC Yield and BTC Gain (sounds like a fancy cocktail), they’re crushing it, making shareholders do the happy dance.
Powell, that master of the non-committal shrug, stopped just short of promising rate cuts-delicately suggesting that perhaps, maybe, if the stars align, the Fed might consider being slightly less oppressive next month. Investors swooned anyway, clutching their pearls and stock charts.
Bitcoin [BTC] sits backstage, makeup half done, sipping lukewarm tea; meanwhile, the crypto bazaar outside hums with the energy of a Moscow market after payday.
These unlocks, like a sledgehammer to a glass house, could send prices spiraling into chaos. Let us dissect the madness.
Bitcoin, the golden child of crypto, decided to throw a pity party below $114,000, erasing gains from the Fed’s “we’re done” vibes. Why? Because some whale-yes, the same creature that invented “buy the dip”-dumped 24,000 BTC ($310M) in one transaction. Like a kid at a candy store who just realized the receipt is non-refundable. The whale’s still holding 152,000 BTC, which they’ve had since HTX’s glory days (six years ago-*gasps*). Liquidations? Oh yeah, leveraged traders got their feelings hurt. Bitcoin’s like that ex who takes your gains and slaps you with a 12-hour correction. August and September? Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride of “meh.”