Michael Saylor’s Company in Panic Mode Over Bitcoin Drama 😬
Michael Saylor swooped in like, “Actually-” (you know that tone) and clarified: “We are not a fund. We are not a trust. We are not your dad’s LLC.” Nope. We’re a real boy! 💼✨ Strategy Inc. runs a $500 million software business (yes, they still do actual work) while moonlighting as Wall Street’s most committed Bitcoin groupie.






