🚨 Crypto’s Funeral Notice: True Decentralization Dug Its Own Grave-Click Before They Seal the Coffin!

On that humid summer night, the Qubic mining pool-the Gogolian bureaucrat of hash power-took Monero violently by the elbow and whispered, “Dear cousin, allow me to decide truth for a spell.” Blocks were rewritten like a poorly edited manuscript; Kraken paused deposits; journalists scribbled feverishly; the token slid 13% in seven days. The moral: privacy without friends is a tumbler locked with a toy key. 🔐



