Nobel Laureate Warns: Stablecoins Might Not Be Stable (And Neither Is My Ex’s New Diet) 🚨💸
He went on, all grim and professorial, about how if people suddenly realize their stablecoins aren’t as stable as a toddler on a sugar rush, we’ll have mass panic, bank runs, and probably a government bailout. Because nothing says “confidence” like taxpayers picking up the tab for crypto’s latest party trick. 🤡








