Circle’s Slow Dance with Lazarus: Stolen Bitcoins & Slightly Slower Actions! đđ¸
Circle, in a recent X post, declared its mission to build the âinternet of moneyâ – a phrase so vague it could describe a toaster with a PhD. They claimed theyâve been working on this since 12 years ago, which is roughly 120,000 minutes of âinnovationâ that somehow didnât include a âfreeze illicit addressesâ button. Good job, team. Youâve got the dedication of a squirrel chasing a nut through a maze of red herrings.





