🇬🇧 Crypto Snail Race: Osborne Yells “Faster!” at UK’s Slowpoke Regulators 🚀
So, former UK Chancellor George Osborne (yeah, the guy who’s now BFFs with Coinbase 💰) is waving his arms like a maniac, shouting, “We’re falling behind, people!” He’s comparing this crypto moment to the 1980s Big Bang reforms, which, let’s be real, were basically the financial equivalent of a glitter bomb. ✨ Now, he’s like, “Crypto is the new glitter bomb, and we’re over here with a glue stick while the US, EU, and Asia are already making glitter masterpieces.” 🌟






