The $2.5B ETH Whale That Broke the Internet 😱🐋

Arkham Intelligence, that nosy fellow with spectacles always perched on the edge of chaos, reported a spectacle worthy of a Bulgakovian novel: a whale-yes, a literal digital leviathan-swallowed $2.5 billion worth of ETH in mere hours and staked it all through a single contract, as if whispering, “Try to catch me, mortals!” The timing was impeccable, like a master conductor orchestrating Ethereum’s symphony of DeFi grandeur and institutional drama. While retail traders scatter in panic at volatility, these behemoths waltz calmly after market reversals, nodding to the cosmos in smug validation. 🐳🎶







