🐕💸 Shiba Inu Might Eat Your Savings-Even After Burning 1,550% Tokens!

But numbers are cruel ranch hands; they don’t pat heads, they count teeth. And the teeth-those jagged little Exponential Moving Averages-showed SHIB had slipped under both the 50-day and 100-day fences. The chart itself drew a tired, ironic smirk: a head-and-shoulders pattern, like some poor soul shrugging at fate. Head at $0.00001760, shoulders sagging at $0.000016, neckline drooping to $0.00001027. One slip of the paw below that neckline, and the mutt might tumble clear to $0.000090-yes, another zero for the scrapbook. 🙃







