The Absurd Dance of Ethereum: A Tale of Investment Madness 💸😂

Yet, lo and behold, while our brave souls embraced Ethereum, the dark clouds loomed large. $513 million evaporated from digital asset funds like a sneeze in the wind, spurred by a liquidity avalanche from Binance – yes, another melodramatic plot twist in this crypto-caper! The total outflows, since that fateful day, have reached a lamentable $668 million. Oh, the irony! ETP investors, those gallant knights, seemed to waltz unaffected, while the on-chain holders trembled, clutching their pearls and reflecting on their life choices. 🤦‍♂️

Open World Co-Op Game Is Blowing Up on Steam

Co-op games are currently very popular on Steam, earning a large share of the platform’s income in 2025. The most successful games in this category often include expansive open worlds and the freedom of sandbox gameplay. Now, players can check out *Necesse*, an indie game that blends exploration and teamwork exceptionally well, and is expected to attract many gamers.

🚨 Bitcoin’s OG Whale Strikes Again! $30M Bet That’ll Make You Cry 😂

Enter BitcoinOG (1011short), the crypto equivalent of a folk hero who once made $197 million in a single flash crash. Imagine a man who bets like he’s robbing a tsar’s vault and wins. On-chain whispers say he’s just deposited $30 million in USDC to Hyperliquid-a currency so “stable” it’s basically Monopoly money-and opened a 10x short on 700 BTC. That’s $75.5 million of pure, unadulterated “I bet this thing crashes harder than my aunt’s fruitcake.” The crowd gasps. The bears salivate. The bulls… well, they’re just trying not to faint.

Starfield’s PS5 Port Will Not Be Announced This Year, It’s Claimed

Ever since some Xbox games started appearing on PlayStation, players have been hoping to see Starfield on PS5. Rumors suggested a release in 2026, and now there’s talk of it also coming to the new Switch 2. However, it doesn’t look like any official announcements about either port will happen this year.

Final Fantasy 9 Remake Insider Has Bad News for Fans

While recent reports haven’t definitively confirmed that the rumored *Final Fantasy 9* remake is stalled, it’s not necessarily canceled either. The information came with a lot of uncertainty – the source admitted they were only speculating based on a lack of new details. Given this, and the source’s past accuracy being inconsistent, fans can still reasonably hope the remake is still on track and could be announced soon.