Bitcoin’s Big Yawn: Billions Woken Up, Big Boys Take Over, and the Market Does a Drunken Dance
Since the dawn of 2025, a staggering 215,000 BTC—worth over $24.7 billion—have been stirred from their long slumber. These erstwhile “sleeping giants” seem to have been roused by some compelling urge to re-engage in the crypto circus, as if their ownership was an inconvenient secret kept in a very, very secure Swiss bank vault. Meanwhile, the grand reactivation comes amid repeated appearances of Satoshi-era whales, like spectral remnants of the early internet, suddenly reappearing with enough BTC to keep a small country amused for a decade.







