XRP Price Soars: Will It Reach the Moon by July 9?
The rate of XRP has risen by 4.26% over the last 24 hours. 🚀
Buckle Up, Buttercup! 🚀
Bitcoin tried to break through the $110,000 barrier, but it was like trying to get through a crowded pub on a Friday night – it just wasn’t happening.
Musk’s Meme Mayhem: $PNUT Soars 🚀
But, as is often the case, the roots of this phenomenon lay in the murky depths of politics and scandal. The FBI and Department of Justice, those bastions of truth and justice, had issued a statement on their review of the Jeffrey Epstein files. And, in a twist that would have been laughable were it not so tragic, they claimed to have found no evidence of a client list.
Monster Hunter Wilds devs cancel public dev talk after “threats from players” on social media over performance issues
Last year, Monster Hunter Wilds experienced unprecedented success within the series. However, its PC version has faced significant criticism due to performance problems. Despite these ongoing concerns, Capcom initially planned to present at the annual Japanese game developers conference CEDEC. Nevertheless, they have since withdrawn from the event following a wave of online backlash.
Will Toncoin’s Golden Dreams Turn into a Nightmare?
Alas, poor Toncoin! After a sharp decline earlier this week, its aspirations for a golden visa have been dashed, following a firm denial from UAE authorities regarding claims that crypto investments could lead to residency eligibility. 😱
XRP’s Mysterious Ascent: A Comedy of Numbers 🤣
As CoinDesk’s esteemed analyst and Chartered Market Technician, Omkar Godbole, so astutely observes, “This is a daily technical analysis.” Ah, but what lies beneath the surface of this seemingly innocuous statement? 🤔
Kraken & Backed Unleash 24/7 Robot Stocks—Has Finance Finally Lost Its Mind?
Can you conceive? Tokens, little digital phantoms of Apple (AAPLx), Tesla (TSLAx), and even that Saturnine behemoth, the S&P 500 ETF (SPYx), now flutter across BNB Chain as BEP-20s. The xStocks Alliance welcomes BNB Chain into its cabal—a brotherhood of exchanges and DeFi protocols, offering a theater for sixty equity tokens to cavort, as though the walls of reality itself have grown thin.
Meme Coin Mania Ensues 🤑
This token, much like a debutante at her first ball, has made a splash with a staggering 3,206.4% gain over the last 24 hours. Despite a brief stumble earlier in the day, it has recovered with aplomb, drawing over 16,000 transactions and a substantial $4.16 million in volume on Pump.fun. It is, in fact, the most traded token among today’s top performers, a true belle of the ball 🌟.
Capcom Nixes Tone Deaf Conference on Monster Hunter Wilds Optimisation
It’s important to note that the Japanese publisher has produced some exceptional software in the past, indicating a wealth of knowledge in the field. However, their recent action RPG game has received an overwhelming number of unfavorable reviews on Steam, largely due to poor performance.
No One Saw This Coming: Goldman Sachs Predicts Faster Fed Cuts, S&P 500 Rockets Higher
The esteemed or perhaps simply indefatigable economists, hunched over their ever-dwindling stacks of economic reports, now muse there’s slightly more than a 50% chance—ah, the precision of modern prophecy!—that the Federal Reserve will cut interest rates at its September powwow. Previously they thought December, but who among us can keep track of the opinions that flutter through the corridors of finance like lost pigeons? 🐦