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Grok’s findings, shared by the intrepid Vivek Sen of Bitcoin Magazine, reveal a man so steadfast in his pessimism that one might mistake him for a character in a Chekhovian tragicomedy. Through tweets, interviews, and articles, Schiff has painted a portrait of Bitcoin as a bubble, a fraud, a meme coin—a mirage destined to vanish. And yet, the mirage persists, its value climbing ever higher, leaving Schiff’s warnings to echo in the void like a forgotten monologue. 🎭💨

The sudden spike in VINE’s value can be traced back to Musk’s recent revelation of long-lost content from the defunct social media app. In a tweet that felt more like a cryptic prophecy, Musk announced on August 3, “Btw, we recently found the Vine video archive (thought it had been deleted) and are working on restoring user access, so you can post them if you want.”

He posted a personal update on August 2, revealing that he’s got himself a shiny new server—because nothing says “I love XRP” like a custom AMD 9950X processor, 256 GB of RAM, and enough SSD storage to make a data hoarder swoon. It’s chilling in a New York data center, probably enjoying subway noise and pizza fumes, running Ubuntu like a rebellious teenager. It’s already synced with the XRP Ledger, which makes you wonder, did Schwartz get bored and just decide to do a DIY project? Or maybe he needed a hobby that doesn’t involve emails and meetings.

But here’s the kicker: if Bitcoin crashes, you’d think that would make him upset. Nope! He’s as cheerful as a kid in a candy store, rooting for the meltdown with all his heart. “I hope so!” he tweets, as if rooting for his favorite underdog in a cosmic money match. 🤣

Cardano [ADA], that noble steed of the crypto world, is gearing up for a major leap forward. The community has approved a $70 million grant for Input Output Engineering (IOE) to lead key upgrades across the network. 🐎🚀

In a twist that makes you wonder if banks are secretly auditioning for the role of villain in a Bond movie, whispers are circulating about U.S banks plotting to «*crush*» crypto platforms such as Coinbase and Robinhood right under our digital noses. No cap.