In a not-so-friendly update, Kraken has re-enabled XMR deposits after suspending them back on August 15th. Why, you ask? Oh, just a small issue: A mining pool, one *very* ambitious mining pool, had grabbed over 51% of XMR’s hashing power. Classic bad guy move, right?
According to the chart Martinez shared (a retweet from his X post on Sunday), XRP has dipped below the critical support level at $3. Now, he’s warning us that XRP might slide down to $2.60, or even plummet to $2. Yikes! 🙈
Well, folks, looks like Asia’s turning the crypto tables on us. Who would’ve thought that Beijing, Tokyo, Seoul, and Bangkok would be leading the charge into the crypto frontier? It’s like a new race, but this time, Wall Street’s not even in the running. 👀
Этот взрыв финансовой энергии, как будто из ларца, позволит приобрести 17 дополнительных 🧠 BTC, увеличивая запасы компании до 2,218 🧠 BTC. Кроме того, компания торжественно подтвердила превращение 4,760,000 OCA B-01 от Фулгур Вентур в 8,750,000 обыкновенных акций, что, как говорится, «всё к лучшему» для биткоиновых резервов. Адам Бэк, криптограф и создатель Blockstream, недавно поддержал биткоиновые казны, как будто они – его дети, вкладывая деньги в H100, BSTR и Капитал Б, чтобы усилить их стратегии. 🚀💰
On Wednesday, the esteemed Federal Reserve shall deign to release the minutes from their July gathering. A transcript, they call it. More like a ritualistic incantation, filled with the carefully chosen words of men who hold the world’s finances in their trembling hands. They bickered, you see, a paltry 9-2 vote to *not* cut rates. Two dissenters! Such audacity! It’s a scandal, I tell you, a scandal! A true sign of the moral decay of our times. 🧐
trading and holding are permitted, but everyday payments remain restricted. 🚫
But here’s the plot twist: reality has a wicked sense of humor. Just when you thought Ripple was charging into battle with XRP as its shiny sword, a guy named Zach Rynes from Chainlink casually strolls in like he’s forgotten to RSVP to the revolution. Spoiler alert: he’s here to say the revolution might be… overrated?
Poor, beleaguered Hong Kong now finds itself dabbling in the murky waters of virtual asset trading-not just when the sun shines, but also during those times when you’d rather be fast asleep with your feet warmed by a fire and a cup of hot tea-or whatever nocturnal Brits do. Yes, dear citizens. You too can now buy, trade, and possibly curse as you trade Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and Tether (USDT) 24/7. Who knew that between bowing deeply at tea ceremonies and buying umbrellas at every daylight hour, there would also be time to invest in bits and bytes?
On that humid summer night, the Qubic mining pool-the Gogolian bureaucrat of hash power-took Monero violently by the elbow and whispered, “Dear cousin, allow me to decide truth for a spell.” Blocks were rewritten like a poorly edited manuscript; Kraken paused deposits; journalists scribbled feverishly; the token slid 13% in seven days. The moral: privacy without friends is a tumbler locked with a toy key. 🔐
Now, you might be wondering what led to this thrilling appointment. Well, it appears that after an internal review, it was established that Klaus Schwab, the WEF’s founder, was not guilty of anything particularly scandalous. Probing done, no embarrassing scandals found! However, it did highlight a need for better governance, which is like saying your house could use a cute little makeover after a tornado blew through.