🤑 Fed’s Rate Slashing Party: JPMorgan’s Crystal Ball & Morgan Stanley’s Bullish Shenanigans 🌈

The banking behemoth, in its infinite wisdom, prophesies a 25 basis point (bps) haircut during the Fed’s September soiree (16th-17th). The New York Post, ever the eager herald, trumpets this revelation as if it were the gospel itself. 📜📰








