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Vet, with a flourish of his quill, doth extol the ledger’s prowess, sustaining over 140 transactions per second, and blocks brimming with up to 987 transactions. ‘Tis the XRP DEX, he declares, that standeth at the heart of this frenzy, with the XRP/RLUSD pair dancing a lively jig. Yet, mark well, dear reader, ’tis not mere mortals who drive this activity, but bots-those mechanical minstrels of the market-flooding the order book with offers, canceling, adjusting, ever in motion.

Schwartz’s reasoning is deliciously simple. Over seventeen years, minds meander, priorities mutate, and the notion that anyone could blithely ignore a fortune-$70-$80 billion, mind you-without even a tiny flutter of a transaction is, he opines, a fantasy more improbable than a hedgehog riding a unicycle across the Kremlin.

On the ninth day of April, in the year of our Lord 2026, Levy, alongside his brethren at StarkWare, presented unto the world Quantum Safe Bitcoin (QSB). This marvel, born of necessity and ingenuity, doth employ a hash-based scheme, a bulwark against the dreaded Shor’s algorithm. Yet, this salvation cometh not without its price-a transaction fee so steep, it doth rival the cost of a modest feast, ranging from $75 to $200. A sum, one might jest, fit for a tsar’s indulgence, not the common man’s daily toil.

According to the omniscient seers at Nansen, AVAX activity has reached heights unseen for a year, as if the blockchain itself had guzzled a strong coffee.

In a hilarious twist of fate, researcher Vet (yes, that’s their name) spilled the digital beans on X, claiming only 300,000 XRP accounts holding 2.4 billion tokens are as inactive as a sloth on a Sunday. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s got more dormant whales than a retirement home for rich fish. Ouch!