🚨 South Korea’s Crypto Clampdown: Exchanges Now Have More Red Tape Than a Bank Heist Movie 🧨

The breach? A mere 44.5 billion won ($30-36 million) spirited away in a digital blink. Upbit, ever the gentleman, vowed to foot the bill from its own coffers. But the government, with the subtlety of a marching band at a funeral, insists exchanges must now abide by bank-level liability standards. Because nothing says “trust us” like forcing them to sign a contract thicker than a Dickens novel. 📜







