Kraken’s IPO: A Tragi-Comic Ballet of Coins and SEC Ticks 🐙💃

Though this is Kraken’s first grand bow toward an IPO, the company remains as silent as a monk in a monastery-nary a tweet, nary a press release. Last week, co-CEO Arjun Sethi declared, “We are not in a rush!” as if the stock market were a Sunday stroll in Versailles. 🐢👑 Rumors of an IPO since 2024? Merely whispers in the court of crypto, until this latest filing-voilà!-dons the crown of concrete action. 🤡👑

Solana ETF: The Crypto Rebound Rocket 🚀💰

As our trusty crypto whisperer, Vibhu, pointed out, Solana’s ETF has been the belle of the ball, with investors lining up like it’s a Black Friday sale at a gadget store. Between November 3 and 19, 2025 (yes, the future is now, folks), Bitwise raked in a cool $424.0 million in inflows. That’s more cash than most of us will see in a lifetime, unless you’re Elon Musk’s couch cushions. 🛋️💵

How to Free Drifter in Risk of Rain 2: Alloyed Collective (Lost in Transit)

With the Alloyed Collective DLC, you’ll find Drifter on one of the new maps it added. Unlocking her is similar to how you unlocked False Son in ROR2. You’ll need to start by going to the Solutional Haunt. Once there, defeat Solus Wing, a major boss in the DLC, and then free Drifter from her cell. Here’s a step-by-step guide to help you do it:

Peak Evolution Codes (November 2025)

Peak Evolution is a medieval-themed Roblox game where you click to battle enemies, earn coins, and level up. As you play, you can unlock new characters, improve your weapons and skills, and collect pets and evolutions to become even stronger.

Pickaxe Simulator Codes (November 2025)

Pickaxe Simulator is a popular new game on Roblox where you repeatedly mine blocks with a pickaxe. The goal is to get the most powerful pickaxe possible, which lets you mine faster and better. You can also improve your character’s mining skills to collect more materials over time.

Shiba Inu: A Crisis Averted? 🐾📉

For the majority of November, SHIB has continued to produce lower highs and lower lows, a most discouraging pattern. However, the recent candles suggest a marked slowdown. The selling pressure, once relentless, now lacks its former vigor, with each drop becoming less severe and the wicks growing ever tighter. A most telling sign, one might say, that the trend is losing its steam. 📉