El Salvador’s Bitcoin Blunder: A Tale of Crypto, Cash, and Comedy 🤑

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Cast your mind back to 2021, when El Salvador’s Legislative Assembly, in a fit of what one might charitably call “optimism,” decreed that Bitcoin (BTC) should be accepted by every shop, stall, and street vendor. 🛍️💰 Proponents, no doubt sipping their champagne with a side of moon-shaped glasses, predicted a crypto utopia. Alas, the Salvadorans, a pragmatic lot, seemed more interested in the free $30 pre-loaded into their Chivo Wallets than in becoming Bitcoin barons. 📱💸

Bitcoin’s 2026 Fate? A Crypto Prophet’s Wild Ride 🚀💥

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His tale was one of strained plumbing, of a financial system gasping under the weight of leverage that had grown fatter than a harvest moon. “The pipes are clogged,” he muttered, “and the markets, like a restless crowd, toss their coins into the void.” The equities, once steady as a river, now danced with the chaos of a storm, while crypto, that wayward child of the digital age, found itself shunned by the very winds that once carried it.

SANDISK microSD Card for ROG Xbox Ally (X) – A Tiny Home For Your Biggest Games

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We’ve all faced this problem: planning a trip with spotty internet, and worrying about downloading or streaming games. Today’s big games take up a lot of space – a few can fill up the entire storage of the ROG Xbox Ally (512GB) or even the ROG Xbox Ally X (1TB), meaning you have to choose which games to bring. This card solves that problem, offering a significant storage boost specifically designed for these handheld devices.

Pokemon GO Players Want a Holiday Celebration Feature Back

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Man, it’s wild to think Pokemon GO is almost 10 years old – it first came out way back in 2016! It’s definitely changed a lot since then. While it hasn’t always stayed at that initial hype level, there’s still a really dedicated group of us playing. They keep things fresh with new Pokemon, events, and challenges, which is cool. But honestly, lately I’ve been thinking about all the changes, and it feels like not every update has been a win, especially when you’re right in the middle of a seasonal event. It’s got me and a lot of other players reflecting on how the game’s evolved.

90s Console Games Without Sequels

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Sadly, a number of great games only received one release and never got a follow-up. Some were even exclusive to the original console they came out on. Here’s a look at some of the best games that never had a sequel, and a few that might be better suited for a complete remake than a continuation of the story.

South Korea’s Crypto Carnival: 130 Scammers Steal 10 Billion Won & Team Up with Gangsters! 🎪💸

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According to the ever-diligent Chosun Daily, 38 of these financial illusionists were arrested for forming a “criminal group” (imagine that!) while 92 others received a polite indictment via owl post, charged with fraud and violating telecom loss-recovery laws. Clearly, the justice system is just so desperate to include everyone in this circus. 🎪

What is Saros, the 2026 PS5 Exclusive From Returnal Devs?

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Saros shares similarities with Returnal – like a shifting planet and quick, challenging gameplay focused on dodging attacks – but it’s a standalone experience with its own unique story. While there are subtle nods to Returnal’s narrative and the same actress who played Selene appears in Saros, players can fully enjoy the new protagonist Arjun’s journey without any prior knowledge of the previous game. Saros aims to be more approachable than Returnal through a core gameplay adjustment, hopefully attracting a wider audience to Housemarque’s consistently high-quality work.