The Luminous Labyrinth of Wall Street’s Nocturnal Crypto Gambit
On a Monday that shall remain unnamed (for reasons of existential dread), the New York Stock Exchange-keeper of gilded clockwork and parchment-bound dreams-announced a new platform for tokenized securities. Why? To inject the frenetic, caffeine-fueled energy of crypto into the stately waltz of traditional stocks. Should regulators nod in approval, investors may soon trade equities and ETFs at any hour, even while the moon lingers slyly above Manhattan. 🕰️
![The proposed LoRA oracle efficiently adapts large language models by learning low-rank approximations, enabling parameter-efficient transfer learning without extensive retraining of the original model weights [latex] \Delta w = BA [/latex], where [latex] B [/latex] and [latex] A [/latex] represent the low-rank matrices and [latex] w [/latex] denotes the original weights.](https://arxiv.org/html/2601.11207v1/x1.png)







