Canadian Inflation’s Chaotic Dance: Will the BoC Trip or Glide? 🤸♂️📉

Economists, those modern-day soothsayers, prophesy a 2.3% annual CPI surge in September, a slight rebellion against the BoC’s 2% target. August’s 1.9% gain, meanwhile, now seems quaint. Monthly prices? A mere 0.1% dip, a yawn compared to the previous month’s nap. One might call it a “pause for tea,” if not for the looming shadow of US tariffs, which threaten to turn this tea party into a fiscal circus. 🤡

🚀 Chainlink’s Revival: Fed Winks, Wallets Wink Back! 🤑

According to the sagacious Glassnode’s cost basis distribution heatmap, the sum of $16 hath emerged as a point of considerable interest, where a staggering 54.47 million LINK tokens have been gathered with the utmost diligence. This zone, my dear reader, now stands as a bulwark of support, a foundation upon which the price may ascend with grace and alacrity in the sessions to come. 🏰💎