Capital B’s Bitcoin Hoard: A Tale of Greed, Warrants, and Lunar Ambitions
In the dimly lit corridors of Euronext Growth Paris, where shadows dance with the whispers of speculative mania, Capital B has once again performed its ritual of monetary alchemy. With a flourish of quills and the crackle of digital ledgers, the company has expanded its Bitcoin treasury to a staggering 2,925 BTC, courtesy of a €2.3 million ($2.5 million) acquisition of 37 BTC via the enigmatic Swissquote Bank Europe. Ah, the sweet scent of fiat transmuted into the holy grail of digital scarcity!



![The syndrome distribution of the honeycomb-lattice toric code, perturbed by [latex]ZZ[/latex]-type coherent errors, is recast as a non-interacting, monitored circuit acting on a Majorana chain with distinct [latex]AA[/latex] and [latex]BB[/latex] sublattices-a transformation belonging to symmetry class D-where the statistical model’s disordered structure maps directly to circuit blocks evolving between discrete timesteps.](https://arxiv.org/html/2604.08650v1/x17.png)
