On the eighth day of April, in the year of our Lord 2026, this proclamation was made, scarcely a week after Australia’s Parliament, in a fit of legislative fervor, passed the Corporations Amendment (Digital Assets Framework) Bill 2025. A bill, mind you, that emerged from the halls of power on the very first of April, a date not without its irony. This law, awaiting but the royal assent, shall compel all crypto exchanges and digital custodians of a certain stature to acquire the AFSL, binding them to the same chains of regulation as their traditional brethren. A momentous occasion, indeed, though one cannot help but wonder if the jest of April Fool’s Day lingered in the air.