Tom Lee’s Crypto Rollercoaster: $6B Loss? Just a Tuesday!
Oh, darling, grab your popcorn! Treasury firm Bitmine is having a moment as its BMNR stock takes a nosedive faster than my last Tinder date’s interest in commitment. Blame it on the market, blame it on Mercury in retrograde, but let’s face it-crypto is moodier than Bridget Jones on a bad hair day.





![Delayed update algorithms within probabilistic quantum Monte Carlo simulations of the Hubbard model on honeycomb lattices demonstrate performance gains-optimized by system-specific [latex]n_{d}[/latex] values-over fast update methods, revealing that strategic deferral of updates can substantially accelerate calculations of complex quantum systems.](https://arxiv.org/html/2602.03656v1/x6.png)