Why Vitalik’s Silent UNI Sale Surprised No One! A Comedy of Crypto Errors 😂

Imagine, if you will, the scene: UNI shuffled nervously in its virtual shoes, trading in a narrow corridor of liquidity pressure-like a miserly cat refusing to chase a laser pointer. Despite all the fireworks from high-profile on-chain antics, our brave digital horse stayed calm, as if it had eaten a hearty breakfast of stoicism and slept on a bed of sarcasm. The price? Staying put, shrinking and contracting like my patience at a bureaucratic meeting. 🐱💼








