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From the stage of Solana, a two-year caprice ends; the Capital Market, Insurance and Savings Authority proclaims the approval in a Monday notice. Thus BILS takes its place among the early stablecoins yoked directly to the Israeli shekel.

Strategy, ever the voracious accumulator, spent $77,906 per token, totaling $255 million. This sum, extracted from the veins of its MSTR at-the-market stock offering, was filed with the US Securities and Exchange Commission-a bureaucratic ritual to sanctify the transaction. The company now holds nearly 4.09% of Bitcoin’s circulating supply, a stake worth $61.81 billion. Yet, what is profit in an age where value is as fleeting as a Siberian winter’s thaw? The price crash in February had briefly humbled Strategy, but the recent rally has restored its crown, albeit with a sheen of uncertainty.

April has been nothing short of a dramatic plot twist for Bitcoin ETFs. After a rough start to 2026 that had everyone clutching their pearls, these products have managed to attract over $2.6 billion this month alone. That’s nearly double the amount we saw in March! Talk about a comeback-if only my New Year’s resolution to eat less cake could experience such a revival.

A CryptoQuant report has finally given us the emotional support we didn’t know we needed. It turns out, the leverage ratio on Binance-your favorite metric for measuring how aggressively traders are throwing money into the void-was once as high as a toddler on a sugar rush. Mid-March, it hit 0.185, which is basically the crypto equivalent of “I’m so confident, I’ll bet my firstborn on this.” But then, as if summoned by a cosmic joke, the market decided to crash and burn, leaving traders with the emotional resilience of a houseplant in a hurricane.

In a new post on X, Capriole Investments founder Charles Edwards has talked about what the real risk of Quantum Computing could be to Bitcoin. “Quantum Computing” is an emerging class of computers that could, in theory, be used to decode encryption used to secure networks like BTC. Or, as your grandma would say, “Why don’t they just build a time machine and steal the coins before they’re even mined?”

What a dramatic turn of events, indeed! Just days after he graciously lifted his hold on the confirmation of Kevin Warsh to chair the Federal Reserve-an act of benevolence that only unfolded following the Justice Department’s merciful release of its iron grip on Jerome Powell-Tillis has taken a stand. One can only marvel at the timing, as if he were an actor in a grand play, waiting for the right moment to deliver his lines.