Aave’s $75B Bonanza Shocks Finance! 😱💸
Oh, behold Aave, that grand farceur of decentralized lending protocols, hath bungled its way to a most extravagant milestone: its total net deposits, or what they pompously call TVL, hath burst forth beyond seventy-five billion dollars! ‘Tis the first in the troupe of DeFi charlatans to claim this gilded bauble.