Faster Quantum Factoring with Simplified Algorithms
New research demonstrates a resource-efficient approach to integer factorization on quantum computers by streamlining the adiabatic quantum computation process.
Bitcoin vs Gold: Is It a Tulip or the Future? đ¤đĽ
With investors clutching their crypto wallets like theyâre about to fall into a black hole, Schiff has seized the moment to declare the âdigital goldâ narrative as dead as a dodo. đŚ¤â¨ And boy, does he love a good “I told you so.” But letâs be honest, if Schiff had a nickel for every time he called Bitcoin a scam, heâd probably have more money than Bitcoinâs current market cap. đ¸
Trump’s Golden Tokens: Maldives Gets a Taste of The Donald’s Crypto Dream đ´đ°
In the glittering cesspool of Dubai, on November 17, 2025, Dar Global and The Trump Organization announced their latest scheme: a resort of 80 ultra-luxury villas, perched like parasites on the pristine waters of the Maldives. A mere 25-minute speedboat ride from MalĂŠ, this monument to excess is slated to open by 2028. But wait, thereâs more! Theyâve also birthed the worldâs first tokenized hotel development, a gambit to lure investors into the fray before the paint even dries. Eric Trump, the scion of this empire of bluster, and Ziad El Chaar, his partner in profiteering, lead this unholy alliance. Together, they marry Dar Globalâs development machine with the Trump brand, creating a flagship resort that screams, âLook at me, Iâm rich!â đ¤
Bitcoin’s Sudden Fall Below $90K: Crypto Execs Claim ‘Once-in-a-Generation’ Chance – Hilariously Bold!
According to the ever-so-dignified BitMine chairman, Mr. Tom Lee, the October 10th liquidations, coupled with the lingering question of whether the US Federal Reserve will decide to cut rates in December, have kept the poor crypto market in quite a tizzy. He has ventured to suggest that there are signs of âexhaustionâ among the sellers, though whether these sellers are merely fatigued or simply out of ideas remains to be seen. His technical analysis, which I am sure involves a great deal of staring at graphs, suggests that a bottom may soon be upon us. How thrilling! đ˘
FOMC Frenzy: Markets Panic Over Fedâs December Dilemma đ¤Ż
This abrupt shift is like watching your in-laws argue over the thermostat setting. Traders now await the November 19 FOMC minutes like itâs the final episode of a reality show theyâve invested too much time in.
BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF Crashes: $1.26B Flee as Bearish Options Soar đ¨
Oh, the irony! BlackRockâs spot bitcoin ETF, IBIT, now resembles a shipwreck, its hull breached by a tide of red ink and a tempest of bearish options. đ
Scaling Quantum Computation: Architectures and Entanglement Costs
A new analysis details the trade-offs between different architectural approaches to building large-scale, fault-tolerant quantum computers.
Open-World Games Officially Longer Than Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom
Open-world games often keep players engaged for a long time with big goals, secrets to find, and complex systems that take many hours to learn. Some even feel endless, always offering something new to discover, a skill to improve, or a challenge to overcome.
Bitcoin’s Price is Crashing and Arthur Hayes Couldnât Care Less
Hayes takes a stroll down memory lane, back to April 2, 2025, during the âUS Liberation Dayâ chaos when Trump decided tariffs were a fun hobby. This, of course, triggered the usual fears of a depression. But then, like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, Trump âTACOâdâ (his brilliant word for calling a truce on tariffs) on April 9, and boom-Bitcoin shot up by 21%. He even goes so far as to claim that this rally wasnât some kind of magical decoupling of reality, but merely a temporary distortion created by ETFs and Digital Asset Treasury vehicles. Well, that’s comforting.
Quantum Fortification: Securing Key Exchange with Bell’s Theorem
A new cryptographic approach leverages quantum nonlocality to enhance the resilience of lattice-based key exchange protocols against both classical and future quantum computer attacks.