Crypto Gets a Boost: Cipher’s Big 10-Year HPC Deal & Shares Skyrocket! 🚀🤯

With a new 39 MW of critical IT power (because all that crypto needs a lot of juice) and Google backing Fluidstack with a cool $333 million, Cipher plans to fund their Netflix-level buildout with debt and about $118 million from their own secret stash. The projections look so good, they practically glow: 85-90% net operating income margin, and project costs of only $9-10 million per MW. Who knew that crypto computes could be so charming?

Metaplanet’s Bold Bitcoin Gambit: A Tale of Shares, Dividends, and Mercurial Fortune 🤑

Metaplanet Financial Strategy

These Class B shares, priced at 900 yen ($5.71) each, offer a fixed annual dividend of 4.9% on a notional amount of $6.34, translating to a modest $0.078 per quarter. Holders, should they so desire, may convert these preferred shares into common stock at a conversion price of $6.34. Yet, let it be known, the company retains a market-price call option, exercisable should the stock trade above 130% of the liquidation preference for twenty consecutive trading days. Non-voting, yet endowed with redemption rights under specific circumstances, these shares are indeed a curious instrument. 📈📉

Xbox Game Pass Adds Day-One Action Roguelite Game

Xbox Game Pass has been adding new games throughout November, and will continue to do so until the end of the year. Recently, on November 19th, the action RPG Moonlighter 2: The Endless Vault was added for Game Pass Ultimate subscribers. Additionally, two games previously available on day one – Kulebra and the Souls of Limbo and Revenge of the Savage Planet – have moved to the Premium tier, becoming available six months after their initial release.

🐳 Oh Dear! XRP Whales Make a Splash: Will Ripple’s Price Sink or Swim? 🌊

According to the sagacious analyst, Ali Martinez, whose acumen in blockchain matters is beyond reproach, wallets of substantial means-holding between 1 million and 10 million XRP-have parted with a staggering 190 million tokens in the span of two days. This diminution in supply from such august wallets doth coincide with XRP’s recent plunge to a mere $2 on most exchanges. A lamentable state of affairs, indeed! 😱

Tether’s Secret Sauce: USDT Meets Parfin in a Financial Frenzy!

Oh, what a delightfully dastardly duo! 💸 Tether, the mastermind behind the ever-so-stable USDT, has thrown its weight behind Parfin, a Latin American wizard who conjures up custody, trading, and on-chain magic! 🧙‍♂️ This partnership is like a chocolate factory for the financial world-except instead of sweets, it’s global payments, tokenized assets, and credit market … Read more