Dogecoin ETFs: From Meme Dream to Cashless Nightmare

March is almost done, but Doge’s ETF is about as busy as a held‑back hallway. From the start of the month, only two days earned a net inflow. The first-March 2, 2026-saw a whirl of $779,100, pushing the cumulative total past $7.6 million for the first time. Then came a great lull: two weeks of zero inflow, prices doing a salsa dance, and hens calling on their moms.





