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For the majority of November, SHIB has continued to produce lower highs and lower lows, a most discouraging pattern. However, the recent candles suggest a marked slowdown. The selling pressure, once relentless, now lacks its former vigor, with each drop becoming less severe and the wicks growing ever tighter. A most telling sign, one might say, that the trend is losing its steam. 📉

Now, each month, Hacken will swoop in, do its thing, and publish a report. MEXC won’t even get a sneak peek before it goes live. Transparency, people! Starting in late November, Hacken will compare MEXC’s reserves with user balances across major assets. Finally, a little truth in the wild west of crypto exchanges!

Ah, Bitcoin-the tortured soul of the crypto world. While $BTC trudges onward, its ETF flows dominating headlines like a melodramatic protagonist, the real drama unfolds in the shadows: infrastructure. Capital, once enamored with meme coins, now seeks substance-base layers, rollups, execution environments. Why? Because Bitcoin, for all its grandeur, settles a paltry seven transactions per second. Fees spike like a fever in a Dostoevsky fever dream. DeFi? It’s all on Ethereum rollups or alternative Layer-1s. Bitcoin itself? A bystander at its own party. 🎉

This financial fiesta, powered by Noah and backed by the dynamic trio Eldorado, Alfredpay, and Paytrie, turns stablecoins into pesos and reais quicker than Mel Brooks can say “It’s good to be the king!” 🥳 Whether you’re a traveler or a local, your transactions will settle faster than a slapstick comedy gag.

Lo, the specter of quantum computing doth loom, threatening to unravel our cryptographic tapestry like a poorly knit sock! 🧦💥