John Woods’ Only Rule to Save Bitcoin from Quantum Catastrophe! 😂

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Woods, with the confidence of a man who has already solved all of humanity’s problems (except maybe world peace), tells us the only thing standing between Bitcoin and quantum doom: don’t spend it. Yes, you heard that right-just don’t spend your precious BTC. That’s the key to keeping it safe from the death grip of quantum computers. Simple, no? In his view, any Bitcoin that is transferred to a new account and left untouched is entirely safe from quantum mischief-at least for now.

Assassin’s Creed Mirage Hits 10 Million Players

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This week saw the release of Assassin’s Creed Mirage’s update 1.1.0, which included the free Valley of Memory downloadable content, along with several gameplay enhancements and bug fixes. Ubisoft recently reported that this new content helped AC Mirage achieve record player numbers.

Steam Players Have Until November 24 to Try 3 Games with Positive Reviews for Free

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Steam and other online stores offer a lot of free-to-play games. A recent example is Where Winds Meet, an open-world action RPG from Everstone Studio that received a “Very Positive” rating from almost 30,000 players just a week after it launched. Even games that are free for a limited time are worth checking out – they’re like extended demos. Plus, if you enjoy a free game, you’ll often find discounts available if you decide to buy it.

🚀 XRP ETF: $25M in a Day – Wall Street’s New Crypto Darling? 🎉

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The Bitwise XRP ETF (ticker: XRP) waltzed onto the New York Stock Exchange on Nov. 20, givin’ U.S. investors a chance to own XRP without gettin’ their hands dirty with the token itself. 🕴️✨ On its debut, 1.14 million shares changed hands at an average price of $22, tallyin’ up to a cool $25 million. Now, that’s what I call a hootenanny! 🎉

3 Altcoins To Watch If Bitcoin Drops Under $80,000

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Hold onto your wallets because Zcash is one of the few shiny spots in this crypto disaster zone. With charts that actually look… stable (what a concept!), ZEC has a juicy -0.87 correlation with Bitcoin. Translation? ZEC tends to go up when Bitcoin goes down. Take that, Bitcoin.

Crypto’s Great Crash: $2B Vanishes in 24 Hours 🚀💸

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Bitcoin, that old grifter with a grin, accounted for half the carnage, leaving longs-those fools who bet on sunshine-scrambling like gophers with their holes collapsing. Shorts? They just stood there, smug as a cat in a sunbeam, pocketing $129.3 million while the rest of us wept into our coffee.