MicroStrategy’s 44 Billion Dollar Follies: The Quest for Bitcoin Glory!
In a recent revelation penned in the illustrious Form 8-K, our dear firm has resolved to amass a staggering $42 billion by peddling its shares of Class A common stock (MSTR) and the ever-so-sophisticated Variable Rate Stretch Preferred Stock (STRC)-daringly designating $21 billion to each, as if it were some sort of fiscal buffet.








