Bitcoin $90K? 2026’s Crypto Mania Explodes with Whales, ETFs, and XRP Chaos! 🐳📈📉

Our desperate petitioners in the land of crypto are once again bullish, clutching their hope like a drugged-out hippie clutches their kale. Volume has doubled-proof that sentiment is not feeling, but manifesting. Net ETF inflows have plunged over $300 million (mainly because Santa’s wallet was stuffed with Bitcoin and Ethereum, leaving a nice $184m and $127m for Uncle Sam respectively). But what really changed overnight? Well, madam and sir, let’s waltz through the reasons, shall we?

Bitcoin Whales: Not Quite as Greedy? 🐳

It seems the latest whispers of wealthy individuals secretly amassing fortunes in Bitcoin were simply a little too… enthusiastic. According to the thoroughly sensible chaps at CryptoQuant, the onchain data tells a rather different story. The market, despite all the viral hype, hasn’t actually changed much, has it? A regrettable tendency for people to misinterpret things, don’t you agree? 🙄 Public whale charts, it transpires, are often rather muddled by the sheer operational chaos of exchanges.

Zelda, Resident Evil, and 13 Other Major Gaming Franchises That Have Anniversaries in 2026

Several exciting games coming in 2026 will celebrate significant anniversaries for popular franchises. Resident Evil Requiem launches on February 27th, marking 30 years since the original Resident Evil game. Tomb Raider and Crash Bandicoot are also celebrating their 30th anniversaries, as all three series first gained popularity on the PlayStation. While there are two Tomb Raider projects in the works, there aren’t currently any Crash Bandicoot games scheduled for release in 2026.

Devil Hunter Codes

We currently know of two Devil Hunter codes. One will be given out when the game reaches 10,000 likes on Roblox, and the other is to apologize for the recent temporary shutdown needed to improve the Aftermath Detail. Both codes will be available after Update 0.5 is released, and we’ll add them to this page soon after.

Toncoin Breaks $1.7: Is It the Crypto Comeback of the Century? 🚀

Meanwhile, Anthony Scaramucci, the finance wizard from Skybridge Capital, strutted onto the scene, touting Toncoin as one of his top three picks for 2026. Yes, you read that right-this guy is betting on a coin that was once at $7.50 and is now dangling around $1.72. Talk about a long-term vision with a dash of optimism and a sprinkle of gambling! 🎲

Animal Crossing: New Horizons’ Next Big Update is Right Around the Corner

It’s been nearly six years since the last major Animal Crossing game was released on the Nintendo Switch. Animal Crossing: New Horizons was incredibly popular during the 2020 pandemic, and for the first couple of years, Nintendo consistently added new features to keep players engaged, even after lockdowns ended. While many fans thought the 2.0 update in November 2021 would be the last big addition to the game, they’ll soon find out that isn’t the case.

Shiba Inu or Shattered? Doge’s $0.08 Gamble Revealed 🚀💸

So, Ali Musk-ape, er, Martinez, went all “Barbie of technical analysis” and pointed out that Dogecoin is currently stuck in an “Ascending Channel.” For those of us who don’t speak Fibonacci, that’s just a fancy way of saying the price is bouncing like a glitter ball between two lines. One goes up. One goes up too. What a tragic love triangle!

Games That Trust Players To Figure Things Out On Their Own

Often, figuring things out through trial and error is essential to enjoying these games. They don’t offer much help or guidance – sometimes none at all – but that’s actually a good thing. It lets you discover how the game works, and how to play your way, all on your own.