BIG Bitcoin BOOBY TRAP? 😱 Coinbase Goes Negative – Chaos Ensues! 🚨

In a thrilling* (not really) post on CryptoQuant, the so-called “brain trust” at XWIN Research Japan gasped: “The Coinbase Premium Index… it’s gone negative!” 🫢 Now, what in the name of Groucho Marx is that? Glad you asked! It’s basically the price gap between Bitcoin on Coinbase (U.S. dollars, baby!) and Bitcoin on the wild, lawless crypto wastelands like Binance (hello, Tether – you sketchy, salty dollar cousin). 💵🌊






