ETH to $7K? Or Just Another Crypto Pipe Dream?

But fear not, dear reader, for the analysts-those modern-day soothsayers with spreadsheets-are here to assure us that Ethereum is just biding its time. Like a cat pretending to ignore you before it pounces on your face at 3 a.m. Yes, the long-term structure, they say, is as bullish as a bull in a china shop. Or a bull market. You get the idea.




