Whales Feast While Retailers Flee: A $5.3B BTC Tale 🐋💸

Winter’s chill crept into the Bitcoin plains, and lo, the titans of the blockchain awoke. With wallets flapping like scared chickens, the little guys clutched their coins tight-only to drop ’em at the first hint of rain. Meanwhile, the leviathans, those grizzled old sharks and whales, gnashed their teeth and dove headfirst into the dip. “Smart money,” they call it. A term so slick it could slide off a dollar bill.

Venezuela’s Bitcoin Mirage

Ah, the elusive cryptocurrency cache of Venezuela-rumored to be worth $60 billion, yet as tangible as a daydream in a teapot. 🤯 The whispers of state-controlled Bitcoin are, alas, more suited to a parlour game than a ledger. As a born-and-bred Caraqueño who once wrestled with mining rigs in the heat of the Bolivarian sun, I must confess: the regime’s secret stash is less treasure trove and more fairy tale. Why? Let us unravel this yarn with the flair of a Victorian gossip columnist.

Crypto Rogue’s $1M Waltz: A Tale of Digital Derring-Do 🎩💰

In the shadowy realm of blockchain, a miscreant known only by the moniker “0x7E1” has reportedly amassed $1.06 million through the artful manipulation of Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC). This digital Rasputin, with a flick of their cryptographic wand, sold 248 WBTC-a treasure valued at $23.08 million-a mere two hours past. A month prior, this same wallet, with the voracity of a literary critic devouring a mediocre novel, devoured 375 WBTC for $33.83 million, each coin acquired at the modest price of $90,203. The sale, at $93,023 per coin, yielded a profit as neat as a Nabokovian sentence, $1.06 million. Ah, the markets-even in their illicit corners-obey the timeless dictum: buy low, sell high. 📈🤹‍♂️

Resident Evil Requiem Teases New Environment

Resident Evil Requiem will bring players back to familiar locations from previous games, and introduce a new area: the Wrenwood Hotel, where Grace’s mother was killed. The exact location of the hotel is currently unknown, leading fans to believe it might be in a previously unseen city. While earlier trailers showed Grace investigating outside of Raccoon City, a recent scene in the Nvidia trailer suggests the game will feature a much larger and more expansive world for players to explore compared to past Resident Evil titles.

Star Wars Battlefront 3 Fans are Keeping The Dream Alive, Can Be Downloaded Now

The original Battlefront game came out in 2004, followed by a sequel in 2005. The series was then reimagined with Battlefront in 2015 and Battlefront 2 in 2017. Since the release of the latest game, fans have been hoping for a third installment. While rumors about Battlefront 3 have surfaced over the years, none have materialized. As the wait continues, some fans may be losing hope, but this fan-made modification offers a promising alternative for now.