You Won’t Believe What the FDIC is Doing with Crypto! 🤯

Tina Fey here, and let me tell you, the FDIC is about to shake up the banking world like a snow globe in a blender! 🤯 Apparently, these bureaucrats have decided to let banks manage crypto assets and offer tokenized deposits without any pesky “prior regulatory approval.” 🤑 According to the acting FDIC chairman, Travis … Read more

Human Torch’s Flames Reveal Camera Smudges in New Trailer!

In a groundbreaking event, The Fantastic Four: First Steps brings Reed Richards, Johnny and Sue Storm, along with Ben Grimm, into the Marvel Cinematic Universe for the first time following years of anticipation. Although numerous Fantastic Four (FF4) films have been released in cinemas, none were linked to the Marvel Cinematic Universe and have since faded into obscurity. Even the initial portrayal of Reed Richards, played by beloved actor John Krasinski, was merely a character from another dimension. However, this summer marks their arrival within the MCU.

Michael Saylor’s Cryptic ‘Bitcoin Strategy’ – Unveiled!

Michael Saylor, the enigmatic figure behind MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin-centric empire, has once again set the crypto community abuzz with his latest cryptic message. Just a day after his 60th birthday, where he expressed his “only birthday wish” with a tantalizing hint, he has now announced a mysterious “₿ig Strategy Day” on the X social media platform … Read more

Mark Twain’s Take on Bitcoin’s Wild Ride to $500K 🤑🚀

Well, howdy folks! Gather ’round and let me spin you a yarn about the wild, wild world of Bitcoin. Yessiree, it seems the British multinational bank, Standard Chartered, has got itself a crystal ball and it’s predictin’ that the Bitcoin price is gonna skyrocket to $500,000 in the long term. That’s right, folks, you heard … Read more

OMG! Solana Is Doing That Thing Again! 🤯

So, like, the market is still kinda sad. It’s basically a big, grumpy cat wearing a party hat. 🐈‍⬛ SOL/USD Solana (SOL), that quirky little blockchain, is down a whopping 3.31% in the last 24 hours. What a shocker! 😜 Okay, so on the hourly chart, SOL is trying to pull itself up by its … Read more