Crypto Chaos! $4B Lawsuit Unveiled – Did Jump Trading ‘Accidentally’ Crash Terra? 😱💸
As reported by the esteemed Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg (because who trusts anyone else? 🤷♂️), the court-appointed administrator-probably still sipping on a fancy coffee ☕-filed the case in 2025 against Jump Trading, William DiSomma, and Kanav Kariya. The suit claims they “accidentally” stabilized UST with secret handshakes, then sold off LUNA like it was Black Friday at the crypto mall 🛍️, leaving investors high and dry. Jump says, “Not us! Blame Do Kwon-he’s busy in prison now! 🏁”






