Crypto Carnage: Bitcoin’s Ugly Candle, XRP’s $1 Plunge & ETH’s Secret Bullish Plot! 😱

My dear, Bitcoin’s monthly chart isn’t just ugly-it’s a full-blown sartorial catastrophe. Peaking above $130,000 like a champagne-fueled party guest, it’s now slinking back toward the mid-$80,000s, as if someone just pointed out its outfit was last season. This single candle could erase the entire 2025 uptrend, which is rather like burning down the house because you didn’t like the wallpaper. 🕯️








