Investment Policy

MarcPMarkets, the oracle of ones and zeros, believes Bitcoin at $100,000 is the equivalent of finding a Chanel bag at a thrift store. Sure, it’s been through some rough times, but hello-potential for a bullish reversal! 🌈 Despite the bears growling louder than a hangry teenager, Bitcoin’s capped supply makes it the financial equivalent of a life raft in a sea of inflation. Governments printing money like it’s Monopoly cash? Bitcoin’s like, “Hold my beer.” 🍺

On Monday, Brazil’s central bank, which you might imagine as the crypto sheriff of this wild west, took a mighty step toward tightening control over the country’s crypto landscape. The move? New rules aimed at creating a nice little prison for the crypto outlaws. If you were hoping for some wild, untamed financial freedom, you might want to reconsider that dream. This is no longer the land of free (coin) market action!

In a moment that could only be described as historic (if “historic” means a government agency finally catching up to 2018), the U.S. Treasury Department and IRS have sanctioned crypto exchange-traded products (ETPs) to stake proof-of-stake (PoS) assets like Ethereum and Solana. One imagines the bureaucrats drafting this policy while sipping lukewarm coffee, their eyes glazed over spreadsheets titled “Blockchain: A Threat or a Tax Opportunity?”

Over seventy-three percent of these intrepid explorers are driven by the Siren call of higher future returns, fully aware of it being no idle chase. The market, still nursing the wounds of a staggering twenty-billion-dollar tumble that heralded October, remains a field of lions – both terrifying and enchanting. Yet, their hearts, it seems, beat in a rhythm more harmonious than fear induced.

Apparently, these quantum computers – which, let’s be honest, sound like something out of a bad sci-fi movie – could potentially break the encryption and steal everyone’s Bitcoin. Which, you know, would be a problem. A big problem. But seven years?! Is that the best we’ve got? I mean, seriously?