Investment Policy

Ah, the four-year cycle, that reliable metronome of crypto’s chaotic dance! Yet, even the most steadfast traditions must yield to the march of progress-or so claims our intrepid analyst. The halving, once a harbinger of price surges, now seems as irrelevant as a landline in a world of smartphones. Monetary policy, Spot ETFs, liquidity flows, and the occasional dramatic liquidation have conspired to rewrite the rules. The market, it seems, has grown weary of its old habits.

2025 was a watershed moment for Web3 and blockchain, with a staggering 80% of Fortune 500 companies jumping on the bandwagon. 🤑 That’s right, even your grandma’s favorite soup company is probably tokenizing something right now. The shift towards real-world asset ( RWA) tokenization was like catnip for institutions, and blockchain was the shiny new toy everyone wanted to play with. 🎮

Turns out, the whole rigmarole was staged from January 2024 to January 2025 – the usual timeframe where scammer chaps think they’re terribly clever, but the law has other plans. These merchants of mirages spun a web of false promises, dangling easy profits and AI-generated “expert” advice like a cat with a mouse. And all the while, they were secretly raking in over $14 million from mostly unfortunate Americans, who probably thought they were investing in the next big thing instead of being the star turn in a digital con sketch. 🕵️‍♂️

Stablecoins, once the darlings of decentralization, now face scrutiny akin to a suspected spy. Regulators demand they phase out non-compliant variants, while cybersecurity and operational risks loom like specters in the night. Anti-money laundering bodies, now the self-appointed guardians of virtue, declare crypto their new obsession-because nothing says “freedom” like a government with a checklist. 🛡️