Investment Policy

While the rest of us are out here stress-sweating over 5-minute candlesticks, big players are quietly treating this price action like a Black Friday sale at REI-tents, hiking boots, and now, apparently, LINK. As speculative bros log off to sell their GPUs on Craigslist, large holders are scooping up 16.1 million LINK tokens like they’re the last avocados at Whole Foods. And they’ve been doing it since November, folks-long before the price remembered what going up felt like.

It was a quiet January morning when the venerable Steak ’n Shake-a monument to greasy resilience in the American culinary pantheon-announced not a raise, not a holiday bonus, not even a slightly fresher pickle, but a grand new vision: the proletarian masses, those tirelessly flipping burgers beneath the fluorescent heavens, would now be compensated in digital gold.

In a plot twist worthy of a bad rom-com, a “risk-off” wave swept through markets like a bossy network exec, erasing $1.8B in crypto liquidations and $1.3T in US equities in 48 hours. Wall Street dubbed it the “Sell America” trade, thanks to Trump’s 10% tariff tantrum over Greenland (because who doesn’t want a frozen island?) and Japan’s bond market deciding to go full drama queen.

In a move so resoundingly popular it nearly achieved the approval ratings of a well-placed quip, a staggering 99.89% of Injective’s community voted for IIP-617-affectionately known as the “INJ Supply Squeeze”-because, evidently, making a token vanish like a polite guest after midnight wasn’t enough. No, now they’re doing it faster. Double the burn, half the mercy.