Crypto Chaos: When Hackers, Cartels, and Your Grandma’s Savings Collide! 💸💥

From North Korea’s “cyber ninjas” (read: hackers in hoodies) to Russian mobsters moonlighting as North Korean weapons dealers, the globe’s worst villains are ditching briefcases for Bitcoin. The Sinaloa cartel? They’re just here for the blockchain buffet. 🌮🔪








