Stablecoins in Chaos: A Gogol-ian Farce of Fees and Delays 😱💸
Ah, stablecoins! When they first pranced into the financial ballroom like flamboyant dandies in silk waistcoats, they promised us revolution. No more bowing to banks that take four days to move a dime, as if transporting money were akin to hauling a creaky wooden cart across the Ural Mountains in winter! 🐴❄️ No more paying tsarist tolls for wire transfers! Stablecoins would be swift, cheap-nay, freedom itself in digital form! Near-instant settlements! Fees so low they could hide under a coin’s edge!






