Crypto Apocalypse: $410 Billion Vanishes in a Puff of Digital Smoke! 😱
Between yesterday’s delusions and today’s harsh realities, $410 billion has evaporated like a ghost at a séance. While BTC took a modest 5.7% tumble and ETH slipped 6.9%, the altcoins decided to stage a full-blown tragicomedy. DEXE, KAVA, and FARTCOIN led the procession of fools, each nosediving between 40% and nearly 46%. ZORA followed suit with a 39.80% plunge, XPL trimmed its sails at 35.50%, BERA slipped 34.39%, and APE took a 31.70% banana peel to the face.