Bitcoin’s Dance with War, Peace, and $80K: A Bulgakovian Saga

According to the oracles at crypto.news, Bitcoin flirted with the $75,000 threshold, a psychological barrier as flimsy as a Soviet-era promise. Trading at $74,921, it boasts a 1.7% rise in 24 hours and 5.5% over the week-a modest victory in a world of chaos.



