Penguins, Presidents, and Profits: A Tale of Absurdity
Ah, the theater of the crypto markets! A little-known Solana memecoin, as insignificant as a flea on the back of a drunken bureaucrat, has shocked traders with a rally sharper than a barber’s razor. All because of a single post from the White House, a place where penguins and presidents apparently walk hand in wing. What a spectacle, dear reader, what a farce!








![The study demonstrates a precise correspondence between Next-to-Next-to-Leading Order (NNLO) differential decay distributions in [latex]b \to X_u \ell \bar{\nu}[/latex] and those derived from fitted [latex]W_i^{(2)}[/latex] distributions, with the analytic results for the [latex]\hat{q}^2[/latex] distribution serving as a foundational element for the fitting procedure.](https://arxiv.org/html/2601.15447v1/x15.png)