Aevo’s Vault Drama: Old Money Woes & a 19% Haircut 😱

With the solemnity of a 19th-century pamphleteer, Aevo unveiled a manifesto detailing its plan to dismantle Ribbon’s decentralized options vaults, victims of a Yuletide hack that spirited away $2.7 million from contracts as obsolete as a quill pen. Users, we are told, may withdraw funds posthaste once a contract upgrade debuts-next week, if the stars align. 🚀

How to Get Salazar Slytherin Shield in Monopoly GO

The Salazar Slytherin Shield is a special, limited-time item you can earn while listening to the Harry Potter GO Album. The shield’s design includes a picture of Salazar Slytherin inside a gold, five-sided badge. It’s a standout cosmetic item during the event, particularly for those who support Slytherin House.

Quantum Panic: Will Bitcoin Survive the Great Unraveling? 🧵💸

One Josh Otten, a scribe of our age, hath proclaimed that a quantum computer, armed with Shor’s algorithm, could unravel the very fabric of Bitcoin’s earliest wallets. “Behold!” he cried, “Satoshi’s treasure shall be laid bare, and the market shall crumble like a house of cards in a gale!” 🏰💨 Yet, in this grand tragedy, one wonders: is it not the height of hubris to assume such a fate?

Nintendo Switch 2 Gets More Compatibility Updates for Switch Games

A great feature of Nintendo’s newest system is that it can play games from older consoles. Many fans were excited about this, as the original Switch couldn’t play physical Wii U games because it used game cards instead of discs. With the new system, players can enjoy a lot of classic games from a beloved era of Nintendo consoles. While this feature lets people play their existing Switch games on the updated hardware, it hasn’t been without a few problems.

Pokemon GO Reveals Community Day Classic Pokemon for January 2026

Community Days are regularly scheduled events in Pokemon GO, happening about once a month. These three-hour events focus on a specific Pokemon, making it appear much more often and offering special rewards for evolving it. They’re also a great opportunity to find shiny versions of that Pokemon, as the shiny encounter rate is significantly increased. The latest Community Day Classic event features a popular starter Pokemon from the Sinnoh region.

Epic Games Store Free Mystery Game for December 18 Stands on the Shoulder of Giants

The Epic Games Store is continuing its yearly holiday tradition: starting December 18th, they’ll be giving away one free game each day for a limited time. In the past, these holiday giveaways have included a mix of popular and independent games, and players can likely expect a similar variety this year. However, the first free game on December 18th has a tough act to follow, considering how good their last free offering was.