Crypto Company SELLS ALL THE ETH! 😱
So, these guys, ETHzilla, they told the government – the SEC, those nosy parkers 🕵️ – that they got rid of about 24,291 ETH. At $3,068.69 a pop! That’s like selling your bubbe’s jewels to pay off a loan shark! 💸 They needed the money to soothe some “senior secured convertible notes” – fancy talk for debts they couldn’t ignore.







