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CryptoQuant’s boss man, Ki Young Ju, with a look that says “I’ve seen things,” claims Bitcoin (BTC $105,109, because who cares about cents?) was doing its usual rollercoaster-up, down, and sideways-like a drunken bard at a tavern. His hot take? Whales are splashing billions, cashing out like it’s Black Friday, since BTC hit the $100,000 milestone. Of course, he predicted the “bull cycle was dead” early this year-how very gloomy! But then, thank the crypto gods, Big Wallets (or Treasury companies?) kept buying, keeping the bulls on life support.

DeFi operators are basically walking tightropes without a net. Will the lobbyists save the day? Or will they just drop the mic? 🎤

Hayden Adams, the chap behind Uniswap (UNI), has popped up with a proposal that’s as sweeping as a butler’s bow. “UNIfication” aims to spruce up the DEX’s revenue model and give UNI’s tokenomics a proper polish. 🧹✨

The Sygnum Future Finance 2025 report, a modern-day oracle of financial prophecy, unveils a stunning truth: 61% of institutional investors plan to flood their portfolios with digital assets, while a mere 4%-the faint-hearted choir of finance-consider scaling back. But here’s the twist: within a year, even the bravest may waver, their optimism as fleeting as a TikTok trend. Why? Because 76% crave direct token ownership (because who needs sleep when you can stake?), and 55% are drooling over exchange-traded products. Tokenized real-world assets and stablecoins? Oh, they’re in the chat, whispering sweet nothings about “long-term wealth preservation.” Meanwhile, 91% of high-net-worth individuals scoff at fiat currencies, calling them “economic confetti.” 🎉💸

According to the techy folks over at Santiment, the “whales” (we’re talking the big guys, not the cute ones you see at SeaWorld) have been on a serious ADA shopping spree. After a brief dip below the $0.50 mark, these massive investors have snatched up 348 million ADA, which is about $204 million worth. We’re talking about roughly 0.94% of the total ADA supply. 💸

Solana (SOL), that perennial hopeful, endured a most undignified rout on Nov. 3, ejected from its cherished ascending channel-a structure it had occupied since April with the smugness of a hereditary peer. The price found solace at $146, a level hitherto deemed respectable, before embarking on a tentative rebound.

MarcPMarkets, the oracle of ones and zeros, believes Bitcoin at $100,000 is the equivalent of finding a Chanel bag at a thrift store. Sure, it’s been through some rough times, but hello-potential for a bullish reversal! 🌈 Despite the bears growling louder than a hangry teenager, Bitcoin’s capped supply makes it the financial equivalent of a life raft in a sea of inflation. Governments printing money like it’s Monopoly cash? Bitcoin’s like, “Hold my beer.” 🍺