Solana (SOL), that perennial hopeful, endured a most undignified rout on Nov. 3, ejected from its cherished ascending channel-a structure it had occupied since April with the smugness of a hereditary peer. The price found solace at $146, a level hitherto deemed respectable, before embarking on a tentative rebound.
MarcPMarkets, the oracle of ones and zeros, believes Bitcoin at $100,000 is the equivalent of finding a Chanel bag at a thrift store. Sure, it’s been through some rough times, but hello-potential for a bullish reversal! 🌈 Despite the bears growling louder than a hangry teenager, Bitcoin’s capped supply makes it the financial equivalent of a life raft in a sea of inflation. Governments printing money like it’s Monopoly cash? Bitcoin’s like, “Hold my beer.” 🍺
Embark Studios announced that their game reached 700,000 players online at the same time over the weekend, across all platforms. A large majority – 64% – of these players were playing on Steam.
On Monday, Brazil’s central bank, which you might imagine as the crypto sheriff of this wild west, took a mighty step toward tightening control over the country’s crypto landscape. The move? New rules aimed at creating a nice little prison for the crypto outlaws. If you were hoping for some wild, untamed financial freedom, you might want to reconsider that dream. This is no longer the land of free (coin) market action!
In a moment that could only be described as historic (if “historic” means a government agency finally catching up to 2018), the U.S. Treasury Department and IRS have sanctioned crypto exchange-traded products (ETPs) to stake proof-of-stake (PoS) assets like Ethereum and Solana. One imagines the bureaucrats drafting this policy while sipping lukewarm coffee, their eyes glazed over spreadsheets titled “Blockchain: A Threat or a Tax Opportunity?”
Not everyone is a fan of this game type. Some find it difficult to get into, and it can discourage players from trying it. Others feel it’s become too common lately. In fact, a former Bungie director who worked on the game Marathon recently called the genre’s label ‘silly’ and ‘awful’.
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Over seventy-three percent of these intrepid explorers are driven by the Siren call of higher future returns, fully aware of it being no idle chase. The market, still nursing the wounds of a staggering twenty-billion-dollar tumble that heralded October, remains a field of lions – both terrifying and enchanting. Yet, their hearts, it seems, beat in a rhythm more harmonious than fear induced.
Apparently, these quantum computers – which, let’s be honest, sound like something out of a bad sci-fi movie – could potentially break the encryption and steal everyone’s Bitcoin. Which, you know, would be a problem. A big problem. But seven years?! Is that the best we’ve got? I mean, seriously?
In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, a shady art dealer named Redd sometimes visits your island, selling paintings and sculptures from his boat on the north beach. Be careful though – some of his artwork is fake! You can’t donate forgeries to the museum, so if you want a complete art collection, you’ll need to learn how to spot the real pieces from the fakes.
