Bitwise’s Hyperliquid ETF: A Financial Ballet or Mere Farce?
On the fateful Friday of April 10th, Bitwise, with a flourish worthy of a Shakespearean actor, unveiled its second amendment, introducing FalconX, Flowdesk, Nonco, and Wintermute as the newest members of its countertrading ensemble. These names, like players in a commedia dell’arte, join the stage ahead of what the financial cognoscenti whisper might be an “imminent launch.” Ah, imminence-that elusive siren of the markets, forever just beyond the horizon.








