🤑 MSTR: The Bitcoin Black Hole Sucking in Investors’ Souls! 🕳️
The Kobeissi Letter, that oracle of numbers, cackles: even with $8.2 billion in debt, Strategy’s BTC stash still outshines its other endeavors, which the market values at a resounding negative. 🖤 Yes, my friends, the world has decided Strategy’s operations are worth less than a hole in the ground. A bizarre disconnect? Nay, it’s a cosmic joke, a financial farce penned by a drunk accountant and directed by a vengeful god. 🎭




